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Top 10 Bad Uses For Your Penis/Vagina
Top 10 bad uses for your Penis


10. Swizzle stick
9. Fishing pole
8. Hammer
7. Anal thermometer (my wife loves this)
6. Clam digger
5. Pole vaulting
4. Baseball bat
3. Doberman bait
2. Kitty scratching post

1. Speed bump

Top 10 bad uses for your vagina


10. Flower vase
9. Fly catcher because of all the hair she has on her pussy
8. Homeless shelter for all e.f. bros
7. Condom test facility
6. Suction cup
5. Rodent trap
4. Nut cracker
3. Army training facility
2. Sperm bank , she can handle at least 6 guys cum w/o it leaking out

1. Center for Disease Control branch office