what up biggie..i'll entertain you..true story:
one time, this girl i went home with from the club a long time ago was horrible at giving head..i mean terrible..so then i told her to jack me off cuz she wouldnt fuck...anyways i was drunk and I got pissed and said fuck it..so i grabbed my dick and started jacking off and told her to finger herself..the girl did then i said, in your asshole, partna, then she did and then while she was busy with one hand holding up her leg and the other hand fingering her butt, i nutted on her face where she couldnt block it or dodge it..then i was like "Aww Damn..awww shit (cuz it was a big nut)" just like Dre does in his newest album Dre 2001 on that track where he's fuckin those two hoes and nuts on that girl and it ends where he goes, "I'm Jay Steed beeyotch." and that bitch goes "who you callin a bitch?" and he goes "Youuu bitch"