Asian massage places in USA... Happy endings ?

[redsamurai]

whats the etiquette for that shit? do you get a boner and they just get to work, or do you ask or do they ask?

i feel like i couldnt feel comfrotable witha boner like that whil ebeing massaged...

i dont really like being touched tho, iv never gotten a massage

just get a boner and see if she touches it.......I don't know about asking for one, they may think you're a cop. Trust me youngone.....when she's massaging your inner thighs, and her knuckles start grazing your balls and shaft.......you'll pop wood, heck, I had wood when she was walking up and down my spine....

 

[redsamurai]

wtf? if it's her job, why would she try to stick a finger in the stinkbox? that's weird.

I think she thought it was going to get me off faster..........

 

[rake922]

just get a boner and see if she touches it.......I don't know about asking for one, they may think you're a cop. Trust me youngone.....when she's massaging your inner thighs, and her knuckles start grazing your balls and shaft.......you'll pop wood, heck, I had wood when she was walking up and down my spine....

wait did you actually get a happy ending or not... did she offer?


Where does the sperm go?

 

[chewyxrage]

probably on her hands and you, what do you think



I have a friend, he's a marine stationed in Japan. He told me he spent over $5,000 on massage parlors in his first 8 months or so over there....

 

[redsamurai]

probably on her hands and you, what do you think



I have a friend, he's a marine stationed in Japan. He told me he spent over $5,000 on massage parlors in his first 8 months or so over there....

5K??? damn, now that's what the ladies in the industry call a "mark"......LOL

 

[redsamurai]

wait did you actually get a happy ending or not... did she offer?


Where does the sperm go?

dude, they just grab it and start jackin......seriously, that's the hustle.......they bring you off and then ask for their tip.....if they were to ask you, some guys undoubtedly would chicken out.......well, not guys like me of course......but alot would. And yeah orb......I got a happy ending, and as for the question about where the sperm goes......where do you think? Do you think she's opening some kind of interspacial wormhole right over your tip that transports your jizz to some far off realm? It goes all over your stomach and chest......just like at home.....

 

[seaking420]

wait did you actually get a happy ending or not... did she offer?


Where does the sperm go?

She uses a towel to clean you up and wipe her hand down..........hahaha fuggin chinawomen

 

[rake922]

She uses a towel to clean you up and wipe her hand down..........hahaha fuggin chinawomen

well is it a paper towel?

Dude sperm sorta doesnt come off in a washer machine.

 

[jh1]

well is it a paper towel?

Dude sperm sorta doesnt come off in a washer machine.

WHat the fug you talking about son?

Use soap, that helps.

 

[rake922]

We're going off on a tangent... more experiences of happy endings please