Asian massage places in USA... Happy endings ?

[ponyfitness]

For what you're going to pay there you could invest an extra $40-60 and get an escort and actually get laid.

 

[seaking420]

For what you're going to pay there you could invest an extra $40-60 and get an escort and actually get laid.

exactly, I went to one the other day(first time to one) and the massage was $70, plus she wanted another $80 for a tug. I said hells no! So she did it any way and I gave her a $20 tip. It was ok, nothing special, kind of weird actually, and the massage sucked ass. I wouldnt do it again. I'd rather jerkoff and save my cash

 

[Ilk]

I'd never let some nasty bitch that jagoffs 10+ peeps a day touch my beautiful junkage.

Exactly how one should think...

Who wants to go there....

 

[redsamurai]

Exactly how one should think...

Who wants to go there....

so she can you a 45 minute massage, with her hands all over you.......but as soon as she touches the johnson it's "gross"??? I"m confused...........heck, the only time I ever gave a slight protest is when one tried to finger bang me in Frisco.......I told her "just the outside sweetie, no penetration"!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

so she can you a 45 minute massage, with her hands all over you.......but as soon as she touches the johnson it's "gross"??? I"m confused...........heck, the only time I ever gave a slight protest is when one tried to finger bang me in Frisco.......I told her "just the outside sweetie, no penetration"!!!

whats the etiquette for that shit? do you get a boner and they just get to work, or do you ask or do they ask?

i feel like i couldnt feel comfrotable witha boner like that whil ebeing massaged...

i dont really like being touched tho, iv never gotten a massage

 

[seaking420]

so she can you a 45 minute massage, with her hands all over you.......but as soon as she touches the johnson it's "gross"??? I"m confused...........heck, the only time I ever gave a slight protest is when one tried to finger bang me in Frisco.......I told her "just the outside sweetie, no penetration"!!!

I never thought of it that way....interesting

 

[Mavafanculo]

whats the etiquette for that shit? do you get a boner and they just get to work, or do you ask or do they ask?

i feel like i couldnt feel comfrotable witha boner like that whil ebeing massaged...

i dont really like being touched tho, iv never gotten a massage

use the Andrew Dice Clay line.

point to the tent with both hands and say: "so what are we gonna do about THIS?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

never done it or been with a ho myself. did go with a buddy and pick one up once and waited in the lobby of the so called motel while he banged her.

 

[jackangel]

so she can you a 45 minute massage, with her hands all over you.......but as soon as she touches the johnson it's "gross"??? I"m confused...........heck, the only time I ever gave a slight protest is when one tried to finger bang me in Frisco.......I told her "just the outside sweetie, no penetration"!!!

wtf? if it's her job, why would she try to stick a finger in the stinkbox? that's weird.

 

[redsamurai]

use the Andrew Dice Clay line.

point to the tent with both hands and say: "so what are we gonna do about THIS?"

that's nice.....I like it!!