Anyone Like the movies Clerks and Clerks 2

[chris350]

OMG i just watched these movies I love both of them...some of the funniest scenes ever in my opinion

 

[puddlemonkey]

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot"

 

[chris350]

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot"

lol then the guy outside follows her

"my girlfriends sucked 37 dicks" "In a row?"

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

clerks 2 is fuggin hilarious... really

 

[BIGBUCK$]

classic

 

[chris350]

classic

"people say crazy shit in bed one time I called this chick mom"

"you never go ass to mouth" "please you sound like my mother"

"ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob" "eww randal thats beastiality" "at its finest I hope"

"ive always wanted to see if a chick with a mouthful of donkey spunk swallows"

 

[nimbus]

classics, and brilliant dialogue, but nothing to make you really laugh out loud.

 

[chewyxrage]

.....Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Volume 3.....Oh, and Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

 

[GUARDIAN]

OMG i just watched these movies I love both of them...some of the funniest scenes ever in my opinion

kinky kelly

 

[Scotsman]

Oh yeah, I have all the Jay and Silent Bob movies. Kevin Smith is a fucking genious (discounting jersey girl of course).

"Hey Randal, one ring to rule them all"

Cheers,
Scotsman