Anyone done a Master Cleanse?

[Captain FT]

Pics of the anal volcano or you're lying.

If my wife didn't take the trash out my briefs are still in there. The fucking diaper gene was out of bag refills fml.

 

[WoodyO]

Diaper Genies are gross anyways. Just take the fucking diaper to the dumpster outside ya lazy turd.

 

[Captain FT]

I live in a house we don't have dumpsters.

 

[WoodyO]

The city doesn't provide color-coded dumpsters for you trash, green waste and recyclables?

 

[Captain FT]

No bro this a Baltimore. I just throw my needles in the drainage on the side of the street.

Kidding - no the county doesn't provide us with anything. We have trash pickup Tuesdays and recycling pickup on Fridays. We buy our own trash cans and recycling bins.

 

[Captain FT]

Lol at green waste, I just flushed some greenish waste.

 

[Captain FT]

Surprisingly I'm not hungry, this isn't hard at all. I'll try this with beer over a weekend, drink 16oz of beer 6 times a day or every 2 hours or so with water in between and see how I feel.

 

[Soulthief]

Real talk?

What's real talk is how asinine it is that there are human beings that exist that think that they are geniuses when they are retarded enough to starve themselves for 10 days and think they are being healthy and smart.


Bro, I'm not even trying to be a dick, but I'm telling that doing that is absolutely horrible to your body. Completely fucking retarded. Honestly. Stop doing it.



And the other thing is, that your body isn't just riddled with toxins that keep you from being healthy. Your liver and kidneys are designed to do that by themselves, filter out anything that is threatening to your body, and if you just east healthy food in the first place you will be just fine.



Aside from fasting for a day every 4 to 8 weeks, you don't need to do anything. The whole "cleanse" concept is a damn hoax and a lie. Don't be stupid and fooled by the bullshit.

And lol @ saying I googled this. I may be a dried up virgin that doesn't know a twat from a tree, but these robs know that when it comes to this stuff, I am about the last person that needs Google anything. Blee dat. Real talk. Lock it up.

I guess I have a choice. Keep doing a fast every couple of years and benefit from the energy I get, mood boost and complete loss of acid reflux OR listen to Dabuffguy on the internet. Hmmm.

Although your post was full of scientific fact I'm going to have to stick with my real world experience. You'll understand one day I hope. Right now, you've been researching and reading about sex. You won't truly understand it until after you give your new wife that 15 seconds of awkwardness and 30 minutes of sobbing.

 

[wootoom]

can i jg?

 

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Hahhaah fuck that avi is boss rob