Anyone break the law lately?

[Robert Jan]

Let's hear for not giving a shit

 

[KillahBee]

I jaywalk ALL THE TIME. Seriously. I also don't wear a seat belt every now and then. Uh, I littered the other day, which actually made me feel like a piece of shit. I speed constantly. I drove drunk recently. Drugs entered my body. And I liked it.

 

[Robert Jan]

Karma for KB

My recent illegal actions for this year so far include
littering
cheating on public transport fares
illegal substance possession and use
jaywalking
driving without a license (in a deserted parking lot but still illegal)
cycling in places where it is not permitted
bootlegging movies and music and pornography
(accidental) possession of pornography involving minors
small time fencing
being in a car without the seatbelt on
being intoxicated in public
masturbating in a public toilet
knowingly taking pay that's dodging income taxes
making use of how my gym's owner keeps poor track of people's consumptions
breaking the contract laws on a ship rental
sharing the same cable hookup with the neighbours

 

[jenscats5]

Technically: I speed (sped today), jaywalk, walk while intoxicated.....

I year ago just recently (July), my probation ended -- so I'm now in the clear

 

[Delinquent]

Laws have never limited me from doing something that I wanted.

 

[KillahBee]

Technically: I speed (sped today), jaywalk, walk while intoxicated.....

I year ago just recently (July), my probation ended -- so I'm now in the clear

Walking while drunk is illegal? How about crawling?

 

[Robert Jan]

being drunk in public is prohibited
good one btw

 

[perkele]

Let's hear for not giving a shit

Not wearing a seat belt much lately.

 

[KillahBee]

being drunk in public is prohibited
good one btw

she didn't say in public, though, maing.

 

[Shaitan]

Break the law atleast 2 times a day