I exceeded the posted speed limit by a margin of over 40 MPH on the crosstown expressway on the way to work tonight. And last wednesday I injected illegaly-obtained Mexican veterinary steroids.
i ordered porn and im havin it sent to an Arab country.... and i also mail ordered sme stuff im sure the Army or customs frowns upon.. just crossing my fingers hoping it makes it here...
cause the last time i ordered porn i didnt get all of it.. hmmmm...
I don't come to complete stops at the stop signs in my subdivision.
At self checkout lanes in grocery stores I cheat the store by entering less than the actual number of produce that I buy (usually avocados) when it's a set price per item. Also by entering in the codes for other produce that is way cheaper than the more expensive one I buy. I do this with fresh salad mixes that you bag yourself. It's over $4/lb. so instead I punch the code for bean sprouts which are like $0.29/lb.
I don't always stop at a red light before making a right turn.
Driving someone else's car uninsured as I wasn't covered in their policy being under 25 outside the US.
I let the time expire in a parking meter for over two hours before returning. I have also parked without paying the meters many times.
Hmm... lets see I have a script for prop...somewhere...however I don't think in the united states a human being can take boldenone or winstrol depot legally.
Nvr, I love the shit you weigh out yourself and the self checkout lanes. I get macadamia nutts for like $1 a lbs now. I hate large corperations anyways. They shit on thier employees and deserve to be fucked over as often as possible.
Nvr, I love the shit you weigh out yourself and the self checkout lanes. I get macadamia nutts for like $1 a lbs now. I hate large corperations anyways. They shit on thier employees and deserve to be fucked over as often as possible.
I love it too! In Florida these self check out suck ass though. You don't actually get to pay at the register like you do in Michigan and Canada. You scan your shit, get a receipt and then take it to an actual cashier to pay. Even if you have a credit card.
The first time I did it I was scared shitless. The check out said please wait for cashier assistance. A lady came over and just said okay just go ahead. I thought she was going to see that I punched in the code for something other than what I had. Haha! My boyfriend taught me to that.