This is an all time classic...beats the hell out of a whooper and a diet coke

[Cleaner]

I was down working at the shop tonight and one of the tenants came and got me.
This gal should play linebacker for the eagles she is so big.
A good 5'10" and 300+....not all fat...she is thick. I mean thick.
Anyway she say that she needs my help because she put money in the candy machine and her plain chocolate M&M's got hung up. I'm like shit lady your bigger than me go rock the machine.
So I go over and shake it and they fall but a plain chocolate Hershey bar falls out also.
I don't eat the shit so I'm like here on me enjoy. Here it comes.......
She hits me with " Oh I don't need that". I'm like why not " she says that all chocolate".
I'm thinking the candy coating on M&M's make them not chocolate but I don't say anything.
I'm like take it anyway really....she then says "do you know how many calories are in that".
I'm thinking about the same as them fukkin M&M's....Finally I just utter take it and walk away.
Can people really be that stupid?

 

[Latimer]

Maybe she just sucks on them untill the coating is gone.

 

[I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING]

BWahahahahah!!!!


Whoppers kick ass though!

 

[TheSalami]

i hate people that order shit like vegetable pizza and think they are being healthier than if they had just ordered regular pizza. so what if there are a few sliced peppers on the fucking pizza you dumb cunt its still the same fat.

 

[RyanH]

Even more annoying are obese people who eat Healthy Choice Frozen meals and shit like low fat cookies.

 

[Evloks]

Fat people like to fool themselves. I seen this one dude at a movie theater he ordered 2 hotdogs, a large popcorn, and a diet coke.

 

[WarriorPL]

maybe she didn't think it was chocolate because it wasn't "chocolate" color

~WizKid

 

[Garza]

Haha. I know alot more about nutrition when I first started that is for sure. Hmm, think i'm going to post a new thread about that.