about to bang a hippo ,or should I rub my nub?

[ortiz34]

decisions

 

[bw1]

Run from the fatty bro, run fast, run hard.....You could loose a limb

 

[PICK3]

hit that shit

 

[theoak01]

ill give the same advice given to me a few years back, if you slum once it becomes habit, let me tell you im glad I didnt slum with the chick who wanted to fuck me, she trapped some guy into knocking her up by stopping her birth control, and everyday I thank god that I wasnt that poor fucker.

 

[bw1]

hit that shit

I'd hit that blonde in your avi

 

[ortiz34]

I've banged two plumpers in my life

 

[PICK3]

I've banged two plumpers in my life

at the same time?

 

[ortiz34]

at the same time?

nope
one was a drunken whale, that I was taking one for the team
the other one was my wife
key word was
she's now about 70lbs less

 

[shrimp poboy]

Is this a parody thread?

 

[PICK3]

nope
one was a drunken whale, that I was taking one for the team
the other one was my wife
key word was
she's now about 70lbs less

thx that reminds me ... i have to start another thread about this