2 people owe me money and aren't paying me

[OXANDRIN]

2 kids..... one is a lot bigger than me... the second is a crack head. they each owe me 150 bucs. how to do i get them to pay me back?

i figure if i beat the shit out of them it does nothing... they won't pay.

if i get the one kid fired from the gym (he works there) then i'll never get paid

if i tell their girlfriends they are using steroids... i don't think i'll get paid

any ideas...besides begging?

 

[WarriorPL]

1. A swift kick to the head (hard enough to make them fall)
2. grab wallet from pocket
3. run

 

[flex123]

Find out where they live. Wait in front of their house and wait for them to pull up. Then just get out and go over and open his car door for him. Then just say "have my money tommorow" and then walk away.

You need to let him know that you can always find him, if he doesn't pay you.

 

[cccp]

there is a guy who owes me $400. another one owes me over $5000. first one will most probably not pay, so i'll have to pay somebody to kick the shit out of him. the second one will pay, but it is taking him too fucking long. god dammit

 

[Izzman]

How do you people lend out so much fucking money in the first place???

 

[2Thick]

Do you have any large, crazy friends that have little to live for?

 

[thx9000]

All scenarios lead to you never getting paid. You are obviously left with only one option: you have to kill them.

 

[WarriorPL]

Do you have any large, crazy friends that have little to live for?

 

[rnch]

only TWO peeps owe you money? count your blessings.........

 

[cccp]

All scenarios lead to you never getting paid. You are obviously left with only one option: you have to kill them.

LMAO )