*pick3* I think my next door neighbor got the hots for me or something

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So I got this new dude that lives next door to me and twice hes randomly offered me food from his place, needed to use my bathroom to put his contacts in because his power was off, and twice today he knocked on my door offering me pizza he bought and later asking if i had any paper towels to clean his mirror while leading into the comment "do you workout? were you in the military?". Lots of students in this apartment complex since its close to campus but hes not one of them.
Hope hes not cheating on me.

 

[nimbus]

he probably heard you were giving away karma

 

[PICK3]

 

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Fucking guy keeps calling me sir like Im his boss or something. I hat taht

 

[PICK3]

Fucking guy keeps calling me sir like Im his bottom or something. I luv taht

fixed

 

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fixed

you mean Top not bottom. Tops get called sir, what kind of space cadet mistake is that rob.