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Subject: The Cave
>
> Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come
> together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up
> the poster that says, "There is no I in team" as well as the one that
> says, "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.
> However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of
> the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
>
> First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
> should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you
> don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave
> daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.
>
> Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying
> to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while
> we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background. Just
> while we're taping. Thanks.
>
> Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not
> supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene,
> especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.
>
> Fourth: food. I bought a packet of Cheezels recently, clearly wrote
> "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheezels were
> gone.
> Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
>
> Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
> trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
> them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.
>
> Love you lots,
> Osama
>
>
> Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come
> together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up
> the poster that says, "There is no I in team" as well as the one that
> says, "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.
> However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of
> the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
>
> First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
> should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you
> don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave
> daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.
>
> Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying
> to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while
> we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background. Just
> while we're taping. Thanks.
>
> Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not
> supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene,
> especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.
>
> Fourth: food. I bought a packet of Cheezels recently, clearly wrote
> "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheezels were
> gone.
> Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
>
> Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
> trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for
> them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.
>
> Love you lots,
> Osama
>
