Probly just me.......but it sounds gay that so many people want to know how often we get hard on's.....or how long it lasts......now how fast do we cum..........next will be:
*How big is it?
*Do you touch it?
*Do you do it in a mirror?
*Do you have thoughts of gay sex ever?
*What's your phone number?
*Can we meet?
*Oh......you are married?
*So what?
*Think she'd mind?
*Do you have other friends?
*Do you know where that rest stop on Route 66 is....just before you turn left at Albaquerque?
*What kind of toys do you own?
*What's the youngest boy you've thought of doing?
*Can you dress like a 12 year old?
*Is that a problem?
*What's this? You'd rather do Wonder Woman?
*Well fuck you then.......you Hetero Hoe.