Omnadren is cool!
The formula has been changed
It's the same as sust!
Luke
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Z||000001||Joe Juicer||02-01-2000||12:24 PM||kinesis817@yahoo.com||no more injections
my ass is a pin cushion
take the needle out!
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*** A Methandrostenalone Haiku ***
i like reforvit
it tastes like petroleum
drink your drugs today!
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Z||000002||Joe Juicer||02-01-2000||12:31 PM||kinesis817@yahoo.com||Hey... I think I just found a new sig!
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*** A 23 Gaugue Haiku ***
no more injections
my ass is a pin cushion
take the needle out!||206.132.219.117||reg||
Z||000003||coolhandluke||02-01-2000||12:46 PM||coolhand@box43.gnet.pl||Been juicing for years
The only problem is that,
I have some stretch marks!||195.205.88.199||reg||
Z||000004||Joe Juicer||02-01-2000||01:36 PM||kinesis817@yahoo.com||clen makes me jumpy
holy cow i am sweating!
cutting cycles suck.
:-)||206.132.219.117||reg||
Z||000005||coolhandluke||02-01-2000||01:47 PM||coolhand@box43.gnet.pl||To cut up do this:
Take winstrol,eq and clen
Prepare to be ripped!||195.205.88.197||reg||
Z||000006||WarLobo||02-01-2000||02:06 PM||warlobo@operamail.com||I completely do not understand how write this
Haiku stuff...but how bout a rhyme?
My first time cycle was quite exciting.
I wanted to be huge - hell, even quite frightening.
Learned all that I could, tried to make myself smarter.
Yes I was fed up with becoming fatter and fatter.
Used my computer, found a few fellows who did help and explain,
That roids could be used to look like Frank Zane!
I took it all in and listened to what they said,
Didn't want to end up in no hospital bed.
So I laid out my plan, took great care for every detail,
Be damned if I wasn't going to be the next superman!
Started off right with deca and sust 250,
Tossed in some dbol and was strong in a jiffy.
The pumps were great the lifts were outstanding,
Fuck coming down... I'm NEVER landing!
But the wise ones did say that you must take a brake,
And again I listened for my body's sake.
Post cycle was hard but going well,
'Cept fer that clomid which made my eyes teary and swell.
The solid gains I made were of no distress,
15 pounds - now finally some progress.
At the end of the day when all was said in done,
I looked in the mirror and said "LINE ME UP FOR ANOTHER ONE!"
Late
Lobo
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Z||000007||Joe Juicer||02-01-2000||02:59 PM||kinesis817@yahoo.com||
That was fucking hilarious!!! Who's next??
PS - A haiku is a type of non-rhyming poem. It's just three lines that have 5 syllables, 7 syllables and then 5 syllables again.
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*** A 23 Gaugue Haiku ***
no more injections
my ass is a pin cushion
take the needle out!||206.132.219.117||reg||
Z||000008||HARDBALL2||02-01-2000||07:37 PM||hardball05@hotmail.com||how's this one fella's
BASEBALL IS STRESSFUL
THINK I'LL USE SOME WINNY-V
GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!!!
I'm a poet and didn't even know it!!! Wait a minute, that shit didn't rhyme?????LOL
I know that was puke, next time, I'll be better!!!
GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!||205.188.192.59||reg|| Z||000009||naprox||02-01-2000||07:40 PM||||Hehe That was good Lobo, for some reason it reminded me of those Adam Ramsey Raps on the UG...
..my mom made me a bowl of pancake batter..
LMAO||137.65.161.2||reg||
Z||000010||The Ranger||02-01-2000||07:42 PM||||WarLobo,
Thumbs Up Bro!! Out-fuck'in-standing!!
Ranger||216.12.54.34||reg|| Z||000011||HARDBALL2||02-01-2000||07:58 PM||hardball05@hotmail.com||DOES ANYONE LIKE MINE???? SHIT I SPENT A MINUTE ON IT....CAN'T A BRO GET A BUMB OR SOMETHING.....MAYBE EVEN AN EGGO, OR HOT POCKET??????
GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!
[This message has been edited by HARDBALL2 (edited February 01, 2000).]||205.188.192.59||reg|| Z||000012||HARDBALL2||02-02-2000||03:01 AM||hardball05@hotmail.com||yo, can i get some props or what???
GET HUGE AND DROP BOMBS!!!||152.163.204.208||reg||
Z||000013||Deepsquat||02-02-2000||03:09 AM||hrscck9@yahoo.com||Hardball2, I am laughing so hard I can barely type tears are flowing down my face.I guess these other juicers just don't understand great humour!!!!!||12.17.133.28||reg||
Z||000014||Deepsquat||02-02-2000||03:11 AM||hrscck9@yahoo.com|| Roses are red
Violets are blue
I remember when d-bol was too
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Z||000015||DaBOMB||02-02-2000||07:22 PM||dubomb420@aol.com||Eating live chickens..
Makes me want to yack chunks so..
Eat your meat today...
$@)
420
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Z||000016||Adonis||02-02-2000||07:33 PM||timdoyle@kennedyjenks.com||Holy Crap, you guy's are funny ROTFLMAO||63.66.10.82||reg||