Posted by S3 on January 24, 1997 at 22:35:34:
I have a side business as a Martial Arts Instructor that eventually branched
into personal training as well. One of my trainees ( a county cop) related
the following story to me this afternoon. I wasn't there to witness it, but
from what I know of this person, I believe it to be true (although there may
be some embelishment). This cop, I'll call him K, has been training Kenpo and
Combat Hapkido with me for two years. Beyond his martial arts skills, he cycles
Deca and Anavar about twice a year, and looks impressive as hell! Six foot,
220 lbs. and really cut. He's also one of the guys who's bi's and tri's are a
little to big for the rest of him, and geez I wish I had that kind of problem
with symmetry.
Anyhow, K is patrolling a parking lot in back of an outdoor mall and spots a car
with interior light on in a far corner. He calls for backup, and waits while
watching the vehicle carefully. Before backup arrives the cars occupants spot
K, gun the engine and take off. K calls it in, and pursues, hoping that his
backup can cut him off at the parking lot exit. Well the guy makes it out of
the lot, and literally drive off the road, down an embankment and into a wooded
area we're he ditches and takes off on foot. K has to get out of his cruiser to
pursue, and as he runs by the car sees a body slumped over in the backseat.
He approaches carefully and finds this 16 year old girl in hysterics. Backup
arrives and takes care of her, while K goes further into the woods. Eventually
other cops arrive, as do the K-9 teams. The dogs flush the scumbag out of
hiding, and he quite literally runs (its dark and there are a lot of trees)
right into K, who literally puts the guy in a reverse choke hold and squeezes
until the guy goes unconcious (For those familiar with these things-yes choke
holds are still considered excessive force, and can carry penalties up to
expulsion- but a lot of cops still use it, and they should. It is an
effective way to effect tactical control over an adversaries actions, and
in fact if done properly is rarely dangerous). Anyhow, K chokes this guy out,
they take him in and process the dude (Turns out he has warrants in three
states for various Felonies) . Turns out he had enticed this gal to
go for a ride with him, by offering her some LSD. Gets her fucked up and then
starts trying to rape her, but spots K's cruiser, and decides to get the hell
out of dodge. (What an idiot, even if he got away, the cops would have had
his car and a way to trace him). K's excited as hell, cause county cops three
years on the force don't have stuff like this happen very often. He's king shit
at the station and lovin every minute of it, and tells me that even though
he knows that this gal will probably end up in trouble some where down the
road, and this scumbag will probably never do real time, he made a difference
for today.
HEY WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY, MR DEA MAN? INTERCEPT ANY GOOD E-MAILS! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO
BE SITTING AT THAT KEYBOARD, WHILE YOUR BUDDIES DROP OUT OF PLANES UNDER COVER
OF DARKNESS, WITH HIGH ALTITUDE LOW OPENING JUMPS TO INSERT INTO HONDURAS, OR
THE YUCATAN, WONDERING IF THE PLASTIQUE THEY"RE CARRYING WILL BLOW THEM TO BITS
WHEN THEY LAND, OR WHAT KIND OF FIRE POWER THEY'LL BE UP AGAINST WHEN THEY
GET TO THE CARTELS STRONG HOLD! HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN EVEN COUNTY TRAFFIC COPS
GET BIG AND STRONG ON STEROIDS, AND HAPPEN INTO BUSTS WHERE THEY SAVE SOME
POOR SCREWED UP TEEN FROM GETTING RAPED, AND LOCK UP A FELON TO BOOT. WELL,
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SIR, MAYBE YOU'LL SAVE ONE OF US FROM HAVING BLUE GREEN
SHITS FROM OUR D-BOL, OR UNSIGHTLY ACNE ON OUR SHOULDERS.
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND,
S3
A.S. Evangelist / Angry Tax Payer