Posted by boomer on January 12, 1997 at 01:10:21:
In Reply to: Any good juice humor stories? posted by Dr. Vet on January 10, 1997 at 12:45:09:
: I was just looking for a few laughs. We spend so much time working to help each other that
: thought a few good laughs would be nice. :,)
: How about someone following up on something like "I've fallen and can't reach my juice" or
: "A funny thing happened on the way to the pharmacy".
: All others are welcome. Take care guys.
I've got 2.
1. I knew a guy quite a few years ago, who was a big fan of Anadrol. He would actually get off
on the psychotic roid rages he convinced himself he was having, especially when he would use
test suspension, also. He only weighed 180lbs when juiced to the gills, but he thought he was
Hercules. He would try to intimidate anyone he could (Napoleon complex). One day he gets
arrested for assault, and calls me to come pick him up at the cop shop. I was talking to
one of the cops who arrested him, and He was telling me how they found him jumping up and
down on the hood of his Firebird and screaming at everyone who looked at him. He had
apparently been cut off in traffic, and jumped out of his car to attack the guy who did it.
He pulled the guy out of his car through the window and proceeded to kick the shit out of
this guy. This happened at an incredibly busy intersection. All of the people staring at him
must have made him mad, because after the guy he beat up ran off, he jumped on the hood of his
car and started screaming at everyone.
I get this great picture in my mind when I think about this story. I can just imagine him
doing most muscular poses, and telling everyone to fuck off. What a spaz!
Just in case anyone thinks this is cool, it isn't. This kinda shit gives bodybuilders a bad
name and adds to the steroid stereotype.
#2. Guy works in pharmacy. Doesn't do juice, but has many low life friends who do. He happens to
see about a dozen testosterone bottles one day. He wants to make his friends happy, but there
is no way he can take them himself, as the pharmacist is always there when he is. So, his
ingenious friends decide they will break in nad steal them. Guy makes drawings of store and
tells his friends how to bypass the alarm. Friends dress in black and set out to score some
juice the hard way. They get to store, go to back door like the plans say, and try to jimmy
open the back door so that the alarm won't go off. One person pushes on the door so hard, that
the door crashes open and the alarm goes off. The 2 thieves look at their surroundings, and
realize that they are in the wrong store! Dumbasses run for their lives, and escape empty
handed.
Both of these stories are funny, but not something to be proud of. And in case you are
wondering, I have nothing to do with these pathetic people anymore.
Boomer