Re: Message to ASIA THE INVINCIBLE- Hope he gets lucky
Posted by CHICA on October 19, 1998 at 16:41:58:
In Reply to: Re: Message to ASIA THE INVINCIBLE- Hope he gets lucky posted by Another Jeff (aka Dr. Ruth) on February 18, 1997 at 16:51:15:
: : : I read your posts about Bill Phillips, EAS, MM2K, fitness babes and various sordid
: : : details of some of your sexual frustrations and fantacies and both agree with and was
: : : embarrassed by some of it. I am trying to remember a post from several weeks ago-
: : : Are you the guy that made a post that he was having trouble falling asleep? Staying up
: : : 'till 3AM ranting about your sex life frustrations on this board is a pretty good
: : : indication that you do need sleep. I find that an evening of HIT sex with my wife done
: : : as interval training is both aerobicly beneficial, burns calories, relieves sexual
: : : tension and the refractory period that follows makes it easier to sleep. I suggest you
: : : try HIT interval training sex before bed at nite for a good nite's sleep.
: : : Dr. Ruth (not)
: : It seems obvious that Asia isn't getting any pussy. How is he supossed to do interval training sex without a partner? He should do what I do. I do interval monkey spank training. It doesn't quite get the full body aerobic workout that sex does, but I have a pretty ripped right forearm. My grip strength far exceeds that of the normal man, and my sexual frustration level is low. I was kind of thinking of suggesting to Asia that he should just whack it at bedtime to help him fall asleep, but then I thought that if he was asleep we wouldn't be getting any more of those hilarious posts from him. I kind of like the sexually frustrated Asia. He's kind of cool. ANARCHY!
: Yo Asia, I was just kidding around with the Dr Ruth
: thing man. Dont forget that frequent sex will lower
: your inhibin hormone levels thus possibly increasing
: your natural testosterone levels by shutting down
: the inhibin feedback to the hypothalamus (no joke).
: Plus, like I said, the refractory period that follows
: will help you get to sleep and relieve all the
: apparent frustrations you are suffering from. When
: you do get to sleep, I bet you dream about Monica
: Brant? Anyway good luck with the sleep thing.
: Another Jeff (aka Dr Ruth)