Re: HA HA HA VERY FUNNY
Posted by Ben Hurn on September 08, 1998 at 12:09:09:
In Reply to: HA HA HA VERY FUNNY posted by JUICE GOD on March 14, 1997 at 19:38:28:
: : Dear friends,
: : I would like to inform you that EAS will soon be releasing a new mass gaining supplement that will make A-50s seem as weak as a Multi-Vitamin!
: : This supplement will be called 'Varo Turbo' and will be available on shelves by early May. But for those of you who want a head start, you will be able to mail order it through an ad in the next issue of my publication MM2k.
: : 'Varo Turbo' has several active ingredients, including Creatine Monohydrate and Vanadyl Sulphate, but it's new and revolutionary ingredient that makes it so promising is 'Dah huang guo', an extract of the Dah Huang fruit found in China.
: : Several studies has shown that athletes who use 'Varo Turbo' have gained up to 45% more lean mass, while dramatically inproving strength and endurance (yes endurance), than those taking a placebo.
: : Good luck, we at EAS will continue to bring you the latest and best in scientific bodybuilding nutrition technology.
: : Yours sincerely,
: : Bill Phillips.
If there is any way that Bill Phillips actually reads this I will be amazed but anyway I was wondering Bill if you could answer a few of my questions. First of all I just started bodybuilding and I cant afford all of those expensive supplements that you sell. I have heard that EAS is the best and it is the stuff to get however I just cant afford it, What can I do? I appreciate your time