The report, again.
Posted by Juice Monkey on March 22, 1997 at 18:27:45:
Since I'm still getting tons of email about it, I'll post this again. The response has
been way overwhelming lately.
Dear friends & fellow athletes,
When it comes to finding Anabolic Steroids, we have found that there are three types of athletes. There are those who have
never found anything, those who have been burned, and those who will be burned. Well we at Elite Fitness are determined to
change all this.
Rarely is a report written, so important to bodybuilding, that no athlete can afford to be without its significant information.
Recently, however, just such a report was written. Two of the Elite Fitness Anabolic Discussion Board¹s most active and
respected participants: Dave Bay and P.J. Peache, who post under the alias¹ of Big Canuk and Juice Monkey, have written a
report called ³The Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success.² And believe me when I tell you that if you have ever considered the
purchase of Anabolic Steroids and if you really want results, then you owe it to yourself to invest in this report.
This proven report reviews all of the secret sources that currently exist and it shows you exactly how to use the latest Internet
technology to discover new sources. Perhaps most importantly, the report demonstrates how to carefully cover your tracks in
order to keep yourself out of trouble, save yourself money, and easily complete the perfect body you have worked so hard for.
The report reveals all of the following secrets:
* Search Engine Secrets: Exciting ways to use the Internet web search engines to uncover new legitimate sources before
anyone else does.
* Legal Secrets: The exact US laws governing Anabolic Steroids. And how to find the laws of other countries as well.
* Dealer Sources Secrets: Including where one is likely to easily find this type of source and why it should be avoided.
* Doctor Sources Secrets: Including the legitimate medical conditions for which anabolic steroids are the prescribed treatment.
You never know, you might already qualify for anabolic steroids and your insurance pays!
* Vacations Secrets: In the section on Vacation secrets, information on exactly how to bring your purchase back is presented.
Including helpful information on: Declaration Secrets, Flying Secrets, and Driving Secrets.
* Secrets of Successful In Country Mail Order: This section covers exactly what you need to know about in-country middle
* Secrets of Out of Country Mail Order: This is the largest and most in-depth section of the report. It covers the known world
wide mail order sources and it explains how to safely participate in out of country mail order.
* Secret Sources to Avoid: This section covers the Drug Enforcement Agency tagged sources and why they should be avoided
at all costs.
For example, many athletes used to use International Merchandise Procurement in Thailand to purchase the Anabol brand of
Dianabol or methandrostenolone. The Secret¹s report reveals an interesting letter from Dr. Santi Rosswong, Manager of
International Merchandise Procurement (I.M.P.), to Elite Fitness that addresses the issue of Anabolic Steroid purchases from
the US to Thailand. Even today, people are still trying to sell information about IMP as a legitimate source.
* Secrets for Successfully Placing the Order: This section covers placing an order and how one can avoid getting tagged by the
DEA, FBI, and customs.
* Secrets for Foreign Packaging Success: This section covers how to effectively package a shipment that you might send to
yourself or how to provide packaging instructions that should be sent to a mail order supplier. Proper packaging can
dramatically increase the odds that your shipment will get to you.
* Secrets for Successfully Receiving the Package: This special set of instructions will show you how to accept a package and
how NOT to accept a package. Some ways gets you what you ordered, some ways invites an inspection from the DEA.
* Secrets for Remaining Anonymous: In the age of the Internet, nothing is more important than your privacy. The Secrets report
contains information on ways to send anonymous email directly from a web page. Ways to get anonymous email accounts. And
how to use anonymous remailers that will scramble your messages and posts and send them through multiple servers so that it is
impossible to find out who sent the message.
* PGP Secrets: PGP is a special computer program that easily enables you to use an encryption algorithm to scramble your
message so completely that it becomes impossible to read. Anyone who intercepts your email message only sees meaningless
random letters and numbers; but the intended recipient is able to easily unscramble the message.
* Secrets for Finding PGP: This section shows you how to get a free copy of this program.
* Clipper Chip Secret: This section shows you how President Clinton and the federal government are working to keep PGP
style encryption out of your hands. Read this section before it is too late!
* Secrets for Avoiding Cookies: If you still don¹t think you need this report, try this, do a search on your own hard drive for
³cookies.² When you find the file, open it in your Word Processor or Web Browser. Ten to One, you will have these invasive
³cookie² files that were slipped into your hard drive without your knowledge and that are sending information about you back
to the originating server computers every time you go on line. But don¹t worry, they can easily be removed and you can format
your web browser so that you never have to accept any more of them and so that you do not have to answer no whenever a
server tries to slip one on your hard drive without your permission. If you want to avoid cookies or if you have no idea what
cookies are all about, then you owe it to yourself to invest in this report.
For the next ten days only and just to those persons on the Elite Fitness mailing list, the report is available for the low
discounted price of only $19.95. That¹s a 50% savings off the report¹s regular price of $39.95. Right now, you can complete
the brief form at the bottom of this letter and the report will be sent to you right away via email. Shipping and handling for email
delivery is Free, or we can mail you a copy of the report for a small fee sent right to your door in plain packaging. Your
investment in this report will appear on you VISA, American Express, Mastercard, or Discover statement as a discrete charge
from Elite Fitness.
The report is written in language that is easy to understand, yet it does not insult your intelligence. The report is filled with both
postal addresses, phone and fax numbers, and Web addresses that you can use to get additional help and information.
And, if you place your order in the next ten days, you will receive a special FREE bonus report also written by PJ and Dave.
The report is called the Gains Keeper Formula and covers the newest most effective techniques and regimens ever developed,
guaranteed to enable you to keep the gains that you worked so hard to achieve on a steroid cycle. Typically, the athlete who
uses the stronger anabolics will retain only 50% or less of the gains that he made on a cycle. The correct use of this formula
insures that you will retain over 90% of your cycle¹s gains permanently!
Also, if you invest in The Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success report within the next ten days, we will send you a Secret
Code for the private Elite Fitness Sources Hotlink Page. This password protected page contains many obscure and little
known but highly effective and interesting links to other bodybuilding and source related sites.
So if you are tired of being ripped off in you quest for a perfect body or if you want to make sure that you never will be, then I
urge you to invest in The Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success today. Email the following form right now so that we can rush
you this time sensitive information immediately!
Yours in Sport,
PS: To get the report The Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success for the low introductory price of only $19.95, plus the FREE
Gains Keeper Formula report and the Secret Code for the private Sources Hotlink Page, you must act now. Just complete the
form at the bottom of this message and hit the reply button on your email program to send it back to us. Remember, this offer
expires in the next ten days, and the clock is ticking!
PPS: Please feel free to post and/or forward this message
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George, here is my email order. Please rush me the report ³The Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success² for only $19.95 a 50
% savings. Please include the FREE bonus report ³The Gains-Keeper Formula² and the secret code to the Elite Fitness private
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- I faxed payment info. and havn't received the report biggun4 17:50:12 11/16/98