Re: Another Mailing discussion- but only for the truly paranoid
Posted by The Sleeper on March 20, 1997 at 01:08:51:
In Reply to: Another Mailing discussion- but only for the truly paranoid posted by Mr Paranoid on March 19, 1997 at 14:40:56:
You type it on a friends typewriter. When your'e done, you take the typewriter to the trash dumpster behind the supermarket. You use latex gloves to put it in the envelope. You trade someone else a $100 bill so they can't trace the serial numbers to your bank. You have your buddy lick it to seal it to beat DNA testing. You be careful not to get any trace hair or fibers on it on the way to the post office. You mail it from a different city so when they stamp it, it doesn't give away your town. When it comes you don't sign for it. You write "wrong address , return to sender" when it gets there. You let it sit for 6 months before you open it. You have your buddy come over to open it in case it has an electronic alert that beams the signal to the cops down the street who have been waiting for 6 fucking months. You have your BUDDY INJECT the shit in his own ass in case you are given a drug test. And lastly, you have your buddy go to work out for you, in case the Feds are at the gym looking for steroid users.
Bingo, bango, your'e home free!
You follow these rules and you MIGHT just get probation.
: Reading thru the various mailing discussion posts it seems that there still is an
: advantage to mailing US Postal 1st Class over private in that you dont have to sign
: for it right? Also should make the order under an alias right? If the law shows up, act
: dumb like I never ordered that right? Let the package sit awhile before ordering right?
: Was a mistake and I was gonna return it cause I never ordered that - right?
: Now the paranoid part- In recent murder and other non drug related court cases, the
: prosecuters were able to prove who sent envelopes by DNA analysis of the saliva that
: licked the envelope shut! Sooooo do you also now get someone else to lick your order
: envelope to seal it? What about finger prints? Sheeesh you guys got me all paranoid now.
- Hallelujah- I'm Cured !!!!! Mr. Not so Paranoid anymore 11:40:14 3/20/97