Posted by Lil Rob on March 12, 1997 at 19:58:21:
In Reply to: Re: Warning: Prescription Required For Long Duration Sex posted by CID on March 12, 1997 at 10:02:14:
: : I think that the FDA requires a prescription for
: : any sexual intercourse which occurs beyond the 10 minute
: : average. The DEA is currently training a team of prostitutes
: : to pick up buff men in night clubs, and engage them in
: : intercourse while measuring factors to include erectile strenght,
: : duration of intercourse, volume of ejaculate. Any violator
: : of the new 10 minute rule without a prescription will be
: : prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Additionally the
: : Internal Revenue Service is considering taxing women on each
: : multiple orgasm beyond the first in any one sexual act.
: : Yeah its a joke, but I wouldn't put it past 'em. Did you know
: : Oral Sex is actually considered illegal in some states!
: : Oh to answer minute mans quesion- it kinda like the joke, Doc,
: : it hurts when I do this, Then Don't do this. Stay away from the test, and
: : go with the Deca. Patience is a virtue, and boy I think my
: : wife would sure appreciate some 40 minute sessions.
: : S3
: : AS Evangelist, Govt. Antagonist
: : : : Alright this is embarrasing as hell, but when I'm on any form of Test, I can't control
: : : : my timing for beyond a minute of two. On Deca I feel like I can't bust a nut at all
: : : : (sometimes takes up to 35 minutes- girlfreind loves it, but frustrating as hell.)
: : : : Anyone else have this problem? Could it be phsychological? Is there a roid that puts
: : : : you in the happy medium range of say 10 or 15 minutes?
: : : : I know this sounds silly, but every time I cycle, I either worry that I'm gonna have
: : : : a coronary on my long road to climax, or that I'm not gonna get it in on time.
: : : : BTW, when off the juice, I'm pretty much an average 10-15 minute guy!
: : : : I know this is a sensitive topic, but would appreciate some help and advice,
: : : : Minute Man
: : : Deca does that to a man. My wife is a tight little one but when I'm on sometimes I don't even blow the load!
: : : Anarchy in the USA!
: Does anyone know of anything a person can get ahold of to help them from climaxing to quick? Because i cant last longer than a minute but that js really hard. Most the time its with in seconds. I'm serious about this. Can anybody help?
First of all all AS prolongs my friends ejaculation . His wife bitches about ( she cums at about 15 minutes ) .
By 40 minutes shes in pain ( aND I KNOW ) . Sometimes he ( only in doggie style ) will pull out and spit on her
Second question for premature ejack try any opiate pain killer . They Numb your pecker . If you want to go topical
use a product called hurricane ( its topical lydocaine ) . The part about topicals that suck is that
it desensitizes her , so she cant cum . This is not not medical advise I am a mental patient .