A||||9||Monster||Happy Birthday MONSTER (you bastards)|||||| Z||000000||Monster||11-22-2000||07:59 PM||monster@musclemail.com||Ok, Ok. So my birthday was in October. But I got ROYALLY SHAFTED for it. People were out of town, busy and otherwise engaged and everyone forgot! Even a couple of people who should damn well have said something forgot.
I got BONED!
The Iron God birthday post made me jealous so I wanted to wish myself a belated happy birthday.

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy||24.4.252.151||reg|| Z||000001||Kaizen||11-22-2000||08:09 PM||ka1zen@hushmail.com||&~~~~~_____~~~~~~_____~~~~~~ Don't know how to make an emoticon that looks like the world's smallest violin playing for you but I did my level best Monster! ;-)

Happy belated birthday!!||204.89.159.101||reg|| Z||000003||Monster||11-22-2000||08:28 PM||monster@musclemail.com||Blow away Juicygirl! (your nose that is, lets not get carried away here )
And Kaizen, thanks for the effort... I love pity!
Really though, I was kinda ticked off that everyone forgot, and this seemed like a good forum for me to whine like a baby!
(poor me, poor poor me... )||24.4.252.151||reg|| Z||000004||bikinimom||11-22-2000||09:40 PM||bikinimom@hotmail.com||Can I just say that those are THEEEEE FUNNIEST little M&M-looking things I have ever seen!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh my god, I'm dyin here! ....I was out w/the family doing that last minute grocery shopping (I'm bringing some side-dishes to my sis's. This doesn't work if ya gots no food!).....I had THE WORST GAS!....I was gonna vomit. Hubby and the kids were down-wind and they kept saying,"EEEEEWWW Mommy! Did you HAVE TO FART LIKE THAT?!" All except the baby. She's my little bodybuilder wannabe . She kept insisting that it was her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She kept saying that she was stinky like mommy too while dling her little front double bicep pose. YOU GO MARI!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

PS - Happy Belated Birthday - YOU BIG UGLY BASTARD, YOU! I bet you make Antonio Sabatino (or whatever his name is, but yall know EXACTLY who I'm talking about) look like a little girl, UGLY little girl, that is! Don't feel bad. I couldn't even have sugarfree jello on my birthday this year (August), but my family ate lots of cake so that we all didn't have to be deprived.

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....beauty knows no pain.||24.4.252.80||reg|| Z||000005||Monster||11-22-2000||11:27 PM||monster@musclemail.com||Yeah, I need to stop feeling sorry for myself... Im just used to A LOT of attention from a great many people, and I think I went through an attention withdrawl. Time to stop being a big baby...

||24.4.252.151||reg|| Z||000006||SassyS||11-23-2000||08:44 AM||latexss@yahoo.com||Sheesh.. you men, such babies!!! LOL.. just kidding (sort of). Anyway, Happy Birthday, hope you got all that you wanted!||207.86.230.98||reg|| Z||000007||Pamela||11-23-2000||09:51 AM||||Happy Birthday ~~~~ Monster ~~~~

Hope you had a good one!! ||63.178.193.167||reg|| Z||000008||WarLobo||11-23-2000||11:14 AM||warlobo@operamail.com||So how fricking old are ya? Oh... and a tip fer ya M:

Back Away From The Clomid............

Bwahhhhh

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LAte

Lobo||64.12.104.58||reg|| Z||000009||Monster||11-23-2000||11:49 AM||monster@musclemail.com||i wont have much use for clomid pretty soon here, Im planning on doing a looooong cycle. If anything I may need a little HCG for "cosmetic" purposes...
Us older fellas gotta do things a little different than the young bucks, what with our aching backs, bad knees, and failing faculties... Im a ripe old 29 now ya know!

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy||24.4.252.150||reg|| Z||000011||Monster||11-23-2000||07:15 PM||monster@musclemail.com||support hose, too huh??? I hear ya... well kind of, you know the hearing starts to go at our advanced age! But I guess I'll just try and age gracefully, no use fighting it.
Im thinking about getting a rocking chair for Christmas... or one of those craftmatic beds... oh these achey bones...||24.4.252.151||reg||