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Z||000000||JayeLynn||10-05-2000||05:05 PM||greyvulf@hotmail.com||We're all bodybuilders and some things just come with the territory. ..like sweaty gym bags, lumpy protein drinks, and yes,....gas.<P>I've been a regular mathane factory for the last 3 weeks and just laugh when the wife and kid curl up the nose.  But, I knew it had to be pretty bad when the dog snorted twice and jumped off the bed last night.<P>------------------<BR>There is no measure to the benefits of patience and humility  ... damn my patience is running thin.||129.80.22.140||reg||
Z||000001||skydancer||10-05-2000||05:11 PM||skydancer43@hotmail.com||LOL @ JayeLynn....thats pretty bad...I drove my cat off the bed one night too....<P>------------------<BR><I>Patience is a bitter plant, but it has sweet fruit.</I><BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.nakedskydancer.homestead.com/files/Sky2.jpg"> ||216.244.32.51||reg||
Z||000002||Kaizen||10-05-2000||05:27 PM||ka1zen@hushmail.com||ROTFLMAO!!!!<P>I haven't gotten that bad yet...though I think I saw my venus flytrap wilt...... remember ladies put out your mood candles...no open flames around fumes!!!||204.89.159.101||reg||
Z||000003||MS||10-05-2000||06:54 PM||mad.scientist55@hushmail.com||You guys should try living with another Bodybuilder.  It's a lot of fun to try and out gas eachother!  In our household we have a points system based on audio and olfactory excellence.  So far this month I'm winning  <IMG SRC="http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/smile.gif">||139.80.64.4||reg||
Z||000004||Monster||10-05-2000||07:06 PM||monster@musclemail.com||GAS! Of shit, I have got to tell you about this then! (ok WarLobo... I know youre expecting a sick fart story from me, but Im gonna have to disappoint you)<BR>That stuff you can get at the protien factory called AMINOGEN. Its expensive by the pound, but they add it to your formula for an extra $.60 per pound. It supposedly increases protien absorption and stops the gas by not letting so much protien waste hit the gut. I got the stuff, and it WORKS! I use about 2lbs of pure CFM whey isolate a week, and I dont have any gas from it at all!<BR>Im shocked, really!<BR>Hmm, I did have a fart story too. I cant remember the details... it was about this woman having gas for some strange reason...<BR>oh well, if I remember I'll be sure to "pass it" on...<P>------------------<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/d_ante/natmonster2.jpg"> ||24.4.252.128||reg||
Z||000005||tball||10-05-2000||07:55 PM||tball@ziplip.com||Yes, that is a problem.  My always happens around the same person at work.  She sort of stands off to the side now whenever I am around.  Have you heard about the fart scale?  I don't remember them all but I know that a 9 is when you make someone sick and a 10 is if you make yourself sick.  haha.  My buddies in the Army used to rate everyones fart.  They would even fan the aroma towards them to get a good rating.  I tell ya, what some people do for fun.<P>tball||63.225.47.2||reg||
Z||000006||bikinimom||10-05-2000||08:42 PM||bikinimom@hotmail.com||It is comforting to know that I am not the only one who occasionally offends even THEMSELVES!<P>I already told yall about how I deal with people who have a "problem" with my bodily functions.  I just tell them to shut THE FUCK UP, crack a window and eat another FUCKING DONUT!||24.4.252.64||reg||