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marky
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted April 20, 2000 11:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for marky     Edit/Delete Message
I mean its embarassing when on a warm day you open the door for her and the unmistakable pungent aroma of processed and now aged into the apholstry protein farts!
Should i try to get something out of it like saying it must have been flood damaged? Not to mention the fine spray of overspill protein mix that explodes into the air(assumung she even got into the car and must have been congested). I thought about maybe picking up a few road kill, through them in the back for a while and then tell riders im an avid hunter, and its hard to get the scent of the wild out of a car once its there. Any suggestion, help?!

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jpg44
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 20, 2000 11:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jpg44   Click Here to Email jpg44     Edit/Delete Message
FEBREZE!!!!!!

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swinkle
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 20, 2000 11:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for swinkle   Click Here to Email swinkle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 35317561
no offense to you marky or anything, but this should have been posted in the chat room.

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buck o five
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posted April 20, 2000 11:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for buck o five   Click Here to Email buck o five     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 59192752
splurge and buy a new car

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bigsexy
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posted April 21, 2000 01:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bigsexy     Edit/Delete Message
i feel you bro, they call me sewer-ass around my place, also whenever i leave the gym, ive got a severe case of swamp-ass
HELP!!!!!

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ANVIL 2
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posted April 22, 2000 12:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ANVIL 2   Click Here to Email ANVIL 2     Edit/Delete Message
I WORK AT A PHARMACY YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF SOME GAS-X IT WORKS EVERY TIME.

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TEXASAMM
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posted April 24, 2000 08:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TEXASAMM   Click Here to Email TEXASAMM     Edit/Delete Message
change your protein to much dairy...SAMM

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scott825
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted April 24, 2000 09:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for scott825   Click Here to Email scott825     Edit/Delete Message
I feel your pain bro,I had that problem with my last car,The car I have now I keep the
windows open alot more & I have a seat cover
& a towel where I sit also.Let a candle burn
in your car sometimes while your driving

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Rich1
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posted April 29, 2000 01:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rich1   Click Here to Email Rich1     Edit/Delete Message
You guys are animals!!!heh heh heh....

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MrMuscle
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posted April 29, 2000 05:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrMuscle   Click Here to Email MrMuscle     Edit/Delete Message UIN: 70512967
come on, farting is as natural as when she burps after giving u head

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goldilox
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posted April 29, 2000 10:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for goldilox   Click Here to Email goldilox     Edit/Delete Message
yeah I spilled some powerful liquid protein
mixture in the car and could never get the smell out, and I did everything but tear out
the carpet, which is what I should have done,
and the guy I sold it to noticed it too but I
guess he figured he could deal with it.

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weez
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 01, 2000 10:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for weez   Click Here to Email weez     Edit/Delete Message
Hhhaaaaa. Big Sexy, watch out on that swamp ass! A wise man once told me that swamp ass left untreated will inevitably lead to monkey ass (you know the itchey chaffing....makes you look like a monkey scratching your ass).

Beware bro.....your new best friend should be Goldbond.

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Puc
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posted May 01, 2000 06:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Puc   Click Here to Email Puc     Edit/Delete Message
I had the same problem, but for some reason Optimum's Whey doesn't give me near the gas/crap. Once I switched to it, no more problem.

FYI
FEBREEZE IS KING!

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thiassi
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posted May 01, 2000 10:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for thiassi     Edit/Delete Message
I had the same problem, but it was a can of tuna I dumped in the car, damn it stunk. Didn't have a problem with the girls though they would just appologize about their FDS.

L8R

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Motorhed
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted May 02, 2000 02:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Motorhed   Click Here to Email Motorhed     Edit/Delete Message
Who wants a receptical... I mean respectable woman in your car anyway? Take it easy, and if it's easy...take it twice. Seriously man I've had the same prob. usually w/ whey protein.

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