Amusing thing that happened while hunting yesterday

[GoldenDelicious]

this isnt particularly funny, so dont get your hopes up alright. i mean, im as amusing as the next guy, but its not like im going to be abducted by jerry seinfeld and tortured for material you know

anyway, im out hunting yesterday afternoon for geese, with 12 guage shotguns, with a mate of mine who happens to be rather rich, and a bit on the sleazy side (which means, if youre ever invited to one of his parties, do NOT touch the bed or anything near the bed) and the birds were flying horrendously high. they were satellites. i swear if i shot one of them, the whole city would have lost 2 television channels until they organised another goose to fly over bouncing that signal back to earth

now as usual, we were surrounded by a bunch of deadbeat hunters who had no sense of humour, and wouldnt say a word while they were out in the swamp, and so as usual, since sound carries so well, there were a good 5 strange hunters listening in to our convo/commentary on the various birds flying over, and chuckling a bit

so anyway (lol youre still reading? ) this particularly high goose flies over. it was so high, it was stationary in the air- thing wasnt moving! and my mate turns to me and says "oright, if you shoot that one, ill get you a hooker!" and i respond "bull, i dont want a hooker, YOU shoot the goose!" and from about 50m to our right you hear this voice say "i want a hooker!" ad then every hunter in the vicinity, even those out of range, just unloads on this poor goose

anyway i was in tears laughing, and all you heard (after the boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom) was me giggling and the goose going "honk!" and waving its butt at everyone in the air

so anyway. im bored of typing. carry on

[jerkbox]

heh he..........mehh....

[GoldenDelicious]

Quote posted by jerkbox heh he..........mehh....

who put the gun to your head and forced you to read that, jb? hm?

[EnderJE]

You're ing Sid Silver.

[GoldenDelicious]

Quote posted by EnderJE You're ing Sid Silver.

i am not. that sounds like a mans name. must be some other guy...

[EnderJE]

Quote posted by GoldenDelicious i am not. that sounds like a mans name. must be some other guy...

That's not what Sid told me.

[GoldenDelicious]

well you tell Sid to stop telling stories before i come and bust him up

that . i told him not to bloody say anything!

, I woulda nailed that sucker for some Aussie renta-poon...

[HumorMe]

, I hate days like that when the birds are flying so high even AT&T couldn't reach out and touch them.

We had a short 3 day duck season come in during Thanksgiving weekend but didn't get a chance to go. I heard I didn't miss anything. Christmas duck season will be opening soon though.

[EnderJE]

Quote posted by HumorMe , I hate days like that when the birds are flying so high even AT&T couldn't reach out and touch them. We had a short 3 day duck season come in during Thanksgiving weekend but didn't get a chance to go. I heard I didn't miss anything. Christmas duck season will be opening soon though.

What about dog season? Or kitten season? If you hobble them first, they don't run too fast.