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About Me
- About Whiskey
- My Stats:
- 6' 217ish 31" waist thank you!!
- Will you accept insecure email? (non EF email)
- yes
- My Profile Headline
- If you're going to spend the time to look at my profile, at least leave a user note!!
- About Me
- I'm 32 and loving life more than ever!! No woman in my life, so if any of you EF hotties are looking to start some gossip here on EF, E-mail me and lets cause a riot on c&c.
I'm really into mountain biking and tennis, but love my football and drunken wrestling. I'm very laid back, not letting a thing bother me. I'm not about to waste my time worrying about anything insignificant. Life is too short as it is, why waste it? AND, why waste it on the couch rotting your brain out when you can be - Location
- EF's Official Kitty Licker.
- Interests
- Biking in the woods, keeping more than fit. Call me a kid, but I like to make model rockets... not just little ones either. my current one will go up two miles. Oh, and all things that go boom!! ;-)
- Occupation
- RailRoader.
- My Favorite Music:
- Godsmack, Husker Du, Pasty White Thighs.... My old band that never got off the ground. ;-P
- My Favorite Movies:
- Almost every war movie made. Creepy sci fi flicks, Like silence of the lambs. Love a good movie that gives you the creeps
- My Favorite TV Shows:
- Southpark, FamilyGuy, Pawn Stars, Colbert Report, John Stewart, Tosh.0, ESPN
- My Heros:
- My father, the smartest and most level headed man I know. Grandfather, even at 90, he's still a ladies man... he has the old world coolness to him.
- My Favorite Books:
- The Shining, Hearts of Atlantis, The Stand, all by King, and anything else he writes.
- My Favorite Sports:
- Tennis, Football, Mountain Biking especially down hill racing.
- Cultural References:
- The great outdoors. Especially in the fall.
- My Ideal Weekend would be:
- Out camping and biking in the woods where i've never been before. BUT, with a woman, staying in a cottage in Maine and go sailing.
- My Vices are:
- Anytime, anywhere, anything you want to try sexually, i'm game. If you ever want to get into a little trouble, do something dumb, i'm your man. Just a little mischievous.
- Stuff I really hate:
- Braggers, especially those that just HAVE to one up you when in reality they are just lieing.
- What's in my refrigerator:
- Milk, half and half, some leftovers, and an ass load of cheese.
- Children:
- Someday
- Education:
- Some college
- My Marital Status:
- Single
- Smoker:
- No
- Drinker
- Yes
- Sexual Orientation:
- Straight
- Religious:
- No
- My Religion:
- Agnostic
- My Astrological Sign:
- Libra (Scales): Sept. 23-Oct. 22
- My Area Code:
- Tang
- My Zip Code:
- 12345
- My Ethnicity:
- White / Caucasian
- My City:
- Kitty-Lickerville
- My State:
- IL
- My Income:
- $60,000 to $75,000
- Names of Schools attended and URLs
- Local high school, Local community college, several UofI workshops and drills.
- My Muscularity:
- Lots
- My Body Type:
- Athletic
- My Head Hair:
- Lots
- My Face Hair:
- Lots
- I'm looking for:
- Dating Girls, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking, Fun Between the Sheets
- My Body Hair:
- Trimmed
- Between the Sheets I'm:
- Adventurous, Experienced, Dominating
- I kiss on the first date:
- Maybe
- My Pets:
- Sigh, Mr. Maxx is no longer with us, but my dawgy Zarr is!! A 105lb Malusky. Alaskan Malamute, Siberian Husky mix.
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