  tha joker   |
Last Activity: 03-Sep-2010 02:56 PM
About Me
- About tha joker
- Interests
- Poetry
Guns......BUT I CANT STAND THE NRA!
Procrastination
Fitness - Occupation
- Space Shuttle Door Gunner
- My Favorite Music:
- Cold, Mudvayne, Morphine, Portishead, Beastie Boys, Jimmy Hendrix, Staind
- My Favorite Movies:
- Freddy Got Fingered, Borat, Heat, The Usual Suspects, 300, Das Boat, Flash Gordon, Snatch, Blackhawk Down, The Dark Knight, The Terminator, Parenthood, The Holy Grail, V for Vendetta.
- My Favorite TV Shows:
- Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, South Park, Family Guy, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, The First 48
- My Heros:
- My Father
- My Favorite Books:
- Why They Kill, Zulu Victory, Our Vietnam, Buzzed, Out of The Shadows, The Serial Killer Files
- My Favorite Sports:
- Rugby, Australian Rules Football, Baseball
- Cultural References:
- I'm Irish, German, Belgian, Danish, and unfortunately Cajun.
- My Ideal Weekend would be:
- A weekend that consisted of nothing but my wife providing me with oral gratification.
- My Vices are:
- Compulsive Masturbation and Lots of Procrastination.
- Stuff I really hate:
- Protestant Right Wing Conservatives, The NRA, The NAACP, oh boy don't get me started!!!
- What's in my refrigerator:
- Not much........
- Children:
- Proud parent
- Education:
- Some college
- My Marital Status:
- Married
- Smoker:
- Yes
- Drinker
- No
- Sexual Orientation:
- Straight
- Religious:
- No
- My Religion:
- Agnostic
- My Astrological Sign:
- Virgo (Virgin): Aug. 23-Sept. 22
- My Area Code:
- 816
- My Zip Code:
- 64131
- My Ethnicity:
- White / Caucasian
- My City:
- Kansas City
- My State:
- MO
- My Income:
- $30,000 to $45,000
- My Muscularity:
- Some
- My Body Type:
- Athletic
- My Head Hair:
- Lots
- My Face Hair:
- Clean Shaven
- I'm looking for:
- Friends
- My Body Hair:
- Some
- Between the Sheets I'm:
- Adventurous, Experienced, Dominating
- I kiss on the first date:
- That and a whole lot more
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Signature
- Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid, one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.
Douglas MacArthur
- Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid, one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.
