i have 550 visitor messages so no matter what, Im better than everyone else. plus Im way prettier.

who do you think has the most usernotes? us?
we're obviously the best looking, so there's that.

I could always kick it up a notch if need be.

the sexual harassment around here is staggering. and oddly exciting.

can i have your autograph? or better yet, just some n00ds. thanks, babu.

people used to think i was natalie dee. i could be, if i wanted to. i could.

wow I show chris the natalie dee website and he humps your visitor messages with unending pics. Im going to have to punish him for this.

http://www.nataliedee.com/011509/the-wintertime-is-no-excuse.jpg

bannage of who???