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Last Activity: 19-Nov-2007 07:25 PM
About Me
- About MikeMartial
- I'm looking for:
- Friends
- Between the Sheets I'm:
- Experienced
- I kiss on the first date:
- I'm no Jezebel
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- "I got punched in the spine once in a Taekwon-Do match. Interesting thing is, my opponent went through my stomach and ribcage to do it. I got real interested in core training after that." -A.C.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Mongol General: "What is best in life?"
Ghengis Khan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
- "I got punched in the spine once in a Taekwon-Do match. Interesting thing is, my opponent went through my stomach and ribcage to do it. I got real interested in core training after that." -A.C.