http://www.elitefitness.com/forum A forum for all non-bodybuilding pillow talk! Not getting laid? Click here to change things! en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:06:11 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/images/EliteFitness/misc/rss.jpg http://www.elitefitness.com/forum http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/i-like-when-its-warm-my-cock-balls-hang-loose-673485.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:01:10 GMT It feels great to walk around with your cock and balls swinging. Unfortunately most of the time mine think they are a frightened tortoise. It feels great to walk around with your and balls swinging. Unfortunately most of the time mine think they are a frightened tortoise. ]]> Elite Between the Sheets Metasomatized Ijolite http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/i-like-when-its-warm-my-cock-balls-hang-loose-673485.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/vote-best-new-elite-between-sheets-threads-week-673377.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:00:09 GMT Members, Please help us find the Best New Elite Between the Sheets Threads from the most active and most viewed threads of the Week! Please vote on the Best New Elite Between the Sheets... Members,

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George Spellwin ]]> Elite Between the Sheets http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/vote-best-new-elite-between-sheets-threads-week-671993.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/wemmins-increasing-search-perfect-vagina-look-could-hazardous-671955.html Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:34:40 GMT Think twice before you decide to button up those meat curtains!

Women are undergoing surgery to create perfect genitalia amid a "shocking" lack of information on the potential risks of the procedure, a report says.

Research published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology also questions the very notion of aesthetically pleasing genitals.

Operations to improve the appearance of the sex organs for both psychological and physical reasons are on the rise.

But surgeons said the report overpla the risks of an established procedure.

Researchers from University College London reviewed all the existing studies on cosmetic labial surgery - which generally involves reducing the amount of tissue that protrudes from the lips which cover the vagina. They found there had been little work to doent any longer-term side effects.

Labioplasty, as it is known, costs about £3,000 privately and is offered for a variety of reasons: some women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is uncomfortable, while others say they are embarrassed in front of a sexual partner.


This is a procedure which we have been doing since the 1970s - any operation performed poorly carries risks, but when it's done properly there are very few issues at all

Angelica Kavouni
Plastic surgeon
But consultant gynaecologist Sarah Creighton and psychologist Lih-Mei Liao challenged the ethics of offering women surgery to address such insecurities, suggesting it was adverts for a "homogenised, pre-pubescent genital appearance" which created these anxieties in the first place.

They also suggested that any pain apparently caused by protrusion may well have a psychological root - noting that male genitalia protrude far further without causing major discomfort.

Counselling and support could therefore be a preferable alternative to surgery, they argue.

Female circision

The number of women undergoing labioplasty nationwide is unknown as the majority of the operations are performed privately, but last year procedures on the NHS increased by 70% on the previous year to 1,118.

In studies dating back to 1950, examined by the researchers, dissatisfaction with the way the vagina looked was the primary reason for surgery, with patients also speaking of low self-esteem and sexual difficulties.


Advertisements promote labial surgery as easy answers to women's insecurities about their genital appearances - insecurities that are fuelled by the very advertisements that prescribe a homogenised, pre-pubescent genital appearance standard for all women

But rather than curing sexual problems, Dr Creighton suggested surgery might exacerbate them by damaging the nerve supply to the area, impairing sexual sensitivity and satisfaction.

She also suggests that women who undergo this procedure might experience similar problems in childbirth as those who have experienced female genital mutilation, in which parts of the vagina are ritualistically removed.

It is now well doented that women who have undergone such circision are more likely to experience significant tearing and bleeding after labour and even the death of their babies, problems which are overcome by Caesarean delivery.

"Labial surgery needs to be rigorously evaluated in future, and for longer term," said Dr Creighton.

"Furthermore, quality research is needed to improve our understanding of the psychological drivers behind women's decision to sacrifice sexually sensitive tissue that contributes to erotic experiences, for a certain genital appearance that used to be an obligation only for some glamour models."

'Terrorising' patients

Douglas McGeorge, past president of the the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, rejected the comparison with female circision, arguing it was a relatively minor operation with few possible complications.

"They've gone a bit over the top. Essentially this is just about removing a bit of loose flesh, leaving behind an elegant-looking labia with minimum scarring. The procedure won't interfere with sexual function.

"Women want this for a number of reasons - some find it uncomfortable to ride a bike for instance, but for the majority it is aesthetic, that's true.

"Lads' mags are looked at by girlfriends, and make them think more about the way they look. We live in times where we are much more open about our bodies - and changing them - and labioplasty is simply a part of this."

Angelica Kavouni, a cosmetic surgeon who carries out labioplasty, said it was wrong to "terrorise patients" with suggestions of long-term consequences.

"This is a procedure which we have been doing since the 1970s. Any operation performed poorly carries risks, but when it's done properly there are very few issues at all.

"I have seen women who I have sent away because I don't think they have a problem, but for women with serious hypertrophy - when the tissue is dark and hangs down - there is a simple way to deal with it. The feedback I receive is very positive indeed."

BJOG editor Professor Philip Steer said the study "underlines the need for multidisciplinary research to investigate the range of factors that affect women's sexual function and wellbeing.

"Reliable information on the risks and benefits of labial surgery, as well as alternative approaches, is vital to ensuring informed choice for women." ]]> Elite Between the Sheets bino http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/wemmins-increasing-search-perfect-vagina-look-could-hazardous-671955.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/would-you-hit-671717.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:54:35 GMT Image: http://i36.tinypic.com/xm60xs.jpg http://i36.tinypic.com/xm60xs.jpg ]]> Elite Between the Sheets bino http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/would-you-hit-671717.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/what-age-did-you-loose-your-anal-virginity-giving-receiving-671701.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:13:49 GMT fellow eliters, guys *AND* gals...when did you pop the back door for the first time? at what age did you give *or* receive anal sex? post up any comments/descriptions of how/when it happened... fellow eliters, guys AND gals...when did you pop the back door for the first time?

at what age did you give or receive anal sex?

post up any comments/descriptions of how/when it happened that you want to share with us here. ]]> Elite Between the Sheets rnch http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/what-age-did-you-loose-your-anal-virginity-giving-receiving-671701.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/do-you-get-pissed-off-when-you-see-male-pornstars-scrawny-legs-671565.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:07:52 GMT You know, he has some pretty big arms, some good sized shoulders, but his legs are scrawny. You're probably thinking to yourself, "I outsquat this ". And you're probably right.

Should there be a minimum amount that a male star has to squat before directors will put him on film? I think there should. ]]> Elite Between the Sheets bruce9241 http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/do-you-get-pissed-off-when-you-see-male-pornstars-scrawny-legs-671565.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/vaginas-671563.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:22:08 GMT Most of you here have them. Some I'd like to see, others not so much. ]]> Elite Between the Sheets PuddleMonkey http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/vaginas-671563.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/nsfw-671409.html Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:04:42 GMT Nsfw Nsfw ]]> Elite Between the Sheets ortiz34 http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/nsfw-671409.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/ever-elbow-bitch-face-accident-during-sex-671255.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:19:05 GMT Like you're missionary on her. You're going, you're slamming, you're on a roll. Then you elbows get tired so you want to switch elbow positions them bam! you smack her one right on the nose and it starts bleeding. ]]> Elite Between the Sheets bruce9241 http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/ever-elbow-bitch-face-accident-during-sex-671255.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/do-bros-have-tiny-girlfriends-no-asses-have-small-dicks-671245.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:00:53 GMT Yes I believe so in many cases and i've been going at my buddy about this, his history of GF's combined don't weigh over 100lbs

Having a small penis thus needing a tiny ass with a tight to feel like one has any girth

Is this why nigs love big ass cus their just tears up that lil Miley Cyrus type ass ]]> Elite Between the Sheets Lambruh http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/do-bros-have-tiny-girlfriends-no-asses-have-small-dicks-671245.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/whats-your-favorite-porn-blooper-671167.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:46:09 GMT I remember watching some porn bloopers awhile ago. There was this one where there were two cameraman: one doing a closeup shot and another farther away filming. The one doing a closeup shot... I remember watching some bloopers awhile ago.

There was this one where there were two cameraman: one doing a closeup shot and another farther away filming.

The one doing a closeup shot is pretty up close and personal. The girl is on her knees ready to take the male actors load. The actor moans and releases. All of a sudden you hear, "cut! cut! cut!" then "gimme tissue, somebody gimme tissue, gimme tissue!"

It's the closeup camerman. He received the dudes load all over his eye and camera lense. It's dripping down towards his mouth while he's yelling, "gimme a tissue".

Funny part is the far away camera man sorta hands him a tissue without really wanting to touch him haha. ]]> Elite Between the Sheets bruce9241 http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/whats-your-favorite-porn-blooper-671167.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/i-use-big-fan-implants-671153.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:11:38 GMT Untill i got hit with one in the face... not cool. No fake tits:stilleto: for me thank you :) Untill i got hit with one in the face... not cool. No fake :stilleto: for me thank you :) ]]> Elite Between the Sheets nouse4one http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/i-use-big-fan-implants-671153.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/what-if-your-girlfriend-would-only-let-you-fuck-her-armpits-671091.html Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:27:21 GMT You know, she won't let you do her vag or ass. No blowjobs either. She'll only let you put on some lube and her armpits. It's better than nothing I suppose, but not too satisfying if you're in it for the long run. ]]> Elite Between the Sheets bruce9241 http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/what-if-your-girlfriend-would-only-let-you-fuck-her-armpits-671091.html http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/gf-shows-friends-my-nake-pics-671063.html Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:12:55 GMT ya so when i first started datin this girl, she tells me, "sexually ill do whatever you want, but no 3 some". so a few months into the relationship, we all go out and then hit dinner afterwards. obviously we are all drunk and im sitting next to my girl, so half joking and half trying to get her in the mood i show her a naked pic of me on my cell and ask her "in or out?". now her friend is sitting across from us, and she says show that to her, im like um okkk? then she tells me to flip through pics and she sees one thats, pretty much, all genitals and then says "THAT ONE THAT ONE!" im like, what about it? she goes show her that one, which i do.......next morning, that same friend comes over the house, and i tell my girl, "listen, keep her outside im naked and hungover, so im stayin in bed", lo and behold, i pass out and 2hrs lata, who does my gf bring in the room? that friend who yells to me, "do you remember our 3 some last night?" (now keep in mind i have no clothes on and my gf doesnt even warn me that shes bring this friend into the room)...anywho, she recently went away to school and she just told me that all the pics ive been sending her, she shows to her femal classmates? (except for ones) she literally told me to take a pic for her in a tarzan gstring to send her for her bday, and then she calls me sayin the girls loved it...IS SHE TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING? SHE MADE IT QUITE OBIVOUS SHE DIDNT WANT A 3 SOME, SO WHAT DOES THIS BEHAVIOUR MEAN? ]]> Elite Between the Sheets kiwee http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/elite-between-sheets/gf-shows-friends-my-nake-pics-671063.html