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bino — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:39:16 GMT

lil wayne, ever listen to his older stuff?
like the carter one and two? suprisingly good
worth a listen and it changed my image

Anyone else think rottenwillow is gorgeous?

Wootooom — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:55:29 GMT

Ummm yes? Her attitude is cool and she is gorgeous! Best of both worlds!

I'm 0/10!!

BlueBird — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:41:00 GMT

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I'm thinking about making application to pray with MadHatter Max

BlueBird — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:28:58 GMT

EXCLUSIVE DOENT: Want To Pray With Mel Gibson? Fill Out This Application First! | RadarOnline.com

Quote:

If you want to pray with Mel Gibson, you're going to have to answer to a higher power first.
No, not The Man upstairs - Mel's security team!

RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that Mel is changing the way things work at his Holy Family Chapel and making worshipers fill out a one-page application to get their names on his invitation and Security list.
RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained the doent.

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/def...pplication.pdf
According to the sign up sheet, the "application must be accepted by security in order to gain admittance" to the Agoura Hills church. The application notes that the church's services are "not open for negotiation by guests/attendees" and that entrance to the church can be revoked at any time for any reason.

Holy control freak - what exactly is going on here? The newly required sign up sheet doesn't list a reason for the policy change, but Mel has previously expressed displeasure with things said in church making its way into the public domain.
Some church attendees have taken a dim view of Mel divorcing his wife Robyn and now having a baby out of wedlock with Oksana Grigorieva.

Dirk nowitzki/Dallas

gstacker — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:12:25 GMT

Just bought a train

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woot,dave,chris,,jnev = color me bad???

mustang_00 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:02:28 GMT

pssst the guy with the pedo stache is woot!! dave is obvious, chris can be the one with the skully (xfiles) hair do, and jnev can be kenny g with the wig.

new species discovered in japan???

mustang_00 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:24:52 GMT

what the hell is it??

i was amazed at first but then started thinking about marketing it as a "live fleshlight" until it exploded... the spitting aspect of it was hot for marketing though... i know woot would have bought like 5 of em.

hmm the vids not showing on my post as embedded but here's the youtube link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0

Alcohol 'protects mens hearts'

Alpha-Male — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:24:03 GMT

Read this before any of you pretentious self-righteous s decide to criticise those who like a good drinking session:

BBC News - Alcohol 'protects men's hearts'

"Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests."
"And for those who drank anything from three shots to more than 11 shots each day, the risk worked out an average of 50% less[!]........The type of alcohol drunk did not seem to make a difference, but protection was greater for those drinking moderate to high amounts of varied drinks."

LMAO sorry ladies:
"Female drinkers did not benefit to the same extent, the study in Heart found.....The same benefits were not seen in women"

But don't worry, that doesn't mean you have to leave the party - someone needs to give the guys a lap dance and get them refills.

Maybe this will help some of you fatties struggling to diet

PuddleMonkey — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:27:21 GMT

Peruvian police: Gang killed people for their fat - Yahoo! News

Gang killed people for their fat

LIMA, Peru � Police say a gang in the Peruvian jungle has been killing people and draining fat from the corpses to sell on the black market for use in cosmetics, although medical experts say they doubt a major market for fat exists.

Three suspects confessed to killing five people, but the gang may have been involved in dozens more, said Col. Jorge Mejia, chief of Peru's anti-kidnapping police. He said one suspect claimed the gang wasn't the only one doing such killings.

Mejia said two of the suspects were arrested carrying bottles of liquid human fat and told police it was worth $60,000 a gallon ($15,000 a liter). The fat was sold to intermediaries in Peru's capital, Lima, and police suspect it was then sold to cosmetic companies in Europe, Mejia said Thursday, but he could not confirm any sales.

Medical experts expressed doubt about an international black market for human fat, though it does have cosmetic applications. A dermatology professor at Yale University, Dr. Lisa Donofrio, speculated that a small market may exist for "human fat extracts" to keep skin supple, but she said that scientifically such treatments are "pure baloney."

At a news conference, police showed reporters two bottles of fat recovered from the suspects and a photo of the rotting head of a 27-year-old male victim. Suspect Elmer Segundo Castillejos, 29, led police to the head, recovered in a coca-growing valley last month, Mejia said.

Mejia said Castillejos recounted how the gang cut off its victims' heads, arms and legs, removed the organs, then suspended the torsos from hooks above candles that warmed the flesh as fat dripped into tubs below.

Six members of the gang remain at large, Mejia said. Among them was the band's alleged leader, Hilario Cudena, 56, who Castillejos told police has been killing people to extract human fat for more than three decades.

This year alone, at least 60 people are listed as missing in Huanuco province, where the gang allegedly operated, though the province is also home to drug-trafficking leftist rebels.

Mejia said police received a tip four months ago that human fat from the jungle was being sold in Lima. In August, he said, police infiltrated the band and later obtained some of the amber fluid, which a police lab confirmed as human fat.

On Nov. 3, police arrested Serapio Marcos Veramendi and Enedina Estela in a Lima bus station with a quart (a liter) of human fat in a soda bottle. Their testimony led to the arrest of Castillejos three days later at the same bus station.

The three are charged with homicide, criminal conspiracy, illegal firearms possession and drug trafficking, according to a statement from Lima Superior Court. Police said they were searching for the alleged buyer.

Police dubbed the gang the "Pishtacos" after a Peruvian myth dating to pre-Columbian times of men who killed to extract human fat, quartering their victims with machetes.

Medical authorities contacted by The Associated Press said human fat is used in anti-wrinkle treatments � but is always extracted from the patient who is being treated, usually from the stomach or buttocks.

"There would be a risk of immunological reaction that could lead to life-threatening consequences" if fat from someone else were used, said Dr. Neil Sa, a professor of dermatology at Cornell Weill Medical College in New York.

Dr. Adam Katz, a professor of plastic surgery at the University of Virginia medical school, was incredulous when told about the Peruvian ring.

"I can't see why there would be a black market for fat," he said. "It doesn't make any sense at all, because in most countries we can get fat so readily and in such amounts from people who are willing and ready to donate that I don't see why there would ever be a black market for fat, of all tissues."

This Mumbai terrorist attack HBO special is fucked up

calveless wonder — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:24:33 GMT

its like the whole thing is pretty much recorded, especially at the taj

and they show it. with all the phone conversations (actual conversations after the terrorists phones were tapped)

its chilling, and at times hard to watch but its worth watching.

wow...

indian police got completely exposed

Do people who post on forums lack ambition?

Alpha-Male — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:13:30 GMT

I'm like the master of procrastination. I'm meant to be doing assignments and revision, but I just cant. I will play on my Ps3, go out, or sit here talking bull - but I just can't seem to get round to doing anywork.

And I admit I don't have any real long term goals.

And i've noticed a lot of people here talking about being unemplo? Is that because you're sponges who lack ambition?

el oh el

PuddleMonkey — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:34:08 GMT

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Obese man dies after 8 months in home recliner

PICK3 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:16:41 GMT

Obese man dies after 8 months in recliner - Life- msnbc.com

Wife says he couldn't get up; slept and used the bathroom in his chair

jnevin in 3, 2, ...

Does it mean I'm a Mo if ...

PICK3 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:11:50 GMT

I'm on my 3rd hour of viewing The Real Housewives of Orange County :confused:

Americans are absurdly prudish

Metasomatized Ijolite — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:30:53 GMT

I'm watching the History Channel show "WW II in HD". This is a mini-series full of old war film. They've been showing dead bodies mangled and burnded, starving people, etc. There was even a clip of a woman killing herself by jumping off of a cliff. Then they showed a clip of a naked baby boy, probably about two years old standing up drinking water. They blurred out the babies genitals! WTF?

It's not that I actually want or need to see the babie's penis to get the point of the show, but this just demonstrates the mentality of our society. Right in the middle of showing some of the most gruesome video known to exist, the only thing consored is a babie's penis! I guess they were afraid of fines by the FCC like the Janet Jackson nipple shot.