Kim Jong Un is not to be messed with. He is a powerful man with what you people call a japdick. According to his biography, he first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea's only golf course, and shot a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one. Satisfied with his performance, he immediately declared his retirement from the sport. From his earliest days, Kim Jong-un was destined to be a genius, with the records showing that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks, so STFU.