I think i'm dying

[iggy]

This past weekend, after a friends going away party to afghanistan on saturday, I attempted to eat the largest sandwich I have ever see.

The Stuanator is a double-decker cheeseburger sub, with six 1/2 pound burger patties, two kinds of cheese, french fries and curly fries, along with the usual fixin's. Which you have to eat in approximately 30 minutes.

I thought to myself, shit, i've eat more than 3lbs of ground beef with 1lb of spinach on seperate occasions, why can't i do it again?

The night before had some drinking involved, and even though I wasn't hung over or anything, I can't say I was 100% ready when i attempted it.

here is a pic of me trying it.

non plats
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa276/DCtheE/foodpic.jpg

I was around 3/4th done when the time expired at 30 minutes. The cheese, curly fries, and ground beef were too much to stomach. I just couldn't do it. I eat the ground beef first, and had one patty left when i failed.

Anyways i'm writing this now because it has been two days since this occured and I have been fine. But today i only had a scoop of protein, 4 chicken breasts with kc masterpiece bbq sauce, some sushi, and asparagus. All of that just left my stomach. nothing but that, lipoflame and water today.

just wondering if i might of messed up my stomach or if its anything to worry about since i feel like shit. lol

 

[Captain FT]

You need some colon blow

 

[shirlene29]

you have teh aids

 

[*ebony*]

good god! of course you feel like crap after that.

drink LOTS OF WATER! maybe you should try a colon cleanser like FT said or laxatives of something.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'd destroy that.

 

[canadianhitman]

1. Drink a bottle of water.

2. Pour an ounce of extra virgin olive oil into a shot glass. Toss it back.

3. Proceed to eat a bran muffin.

4. Wash it down with a grande cafe mocha from Starbucks.


Problem solved not too long afterwards. (Have wet wipes on hand, along with plenty of TP)

 

[PICK3]

get right with your maker, ngr

 

[gstacker]

Pffffft diet food, u pussy!!!!

 

[Strongbow]

WTF will ever happen to Rap if you die Iggy?

 

[RottenWillow]

1. Drink a bottle of water.

2. Pour an ounce of extra virgin olive oil into a shot glass. Toss it back.

3. Proceed to eat a bran muffin.

4. Wash it down with a grande cafe mocha from Starbucks.


Problem solved not too long afterwards. (Have wet wipes on hand, along with plenty of TP)

That's a pretty good recipe. Drop the muffin and the mocha and substitute a few tablespoons of Epson Salt though for best effect.