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A Rotten Pistachio

Dunk

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Nothing more displeasing than eating a Rotten Pistachio.

It takes a good 2 or 3 good Pistachio's after that one to rid that acidic taste from my mouth.

And if u really wanna take me out of Pistachio heaven?

Hand me a Sealed Rotten Pistachio. (without a slit)

It's bad enough I must fight with the shell to get it open, let alone let the reward be a rancid taste in my mouth. Fuck that!

Pistachios should be inspected. Carefully. Discarding the following:

Priority #1 - Rotten Pistachio's

Priority #2 - No Slits
 
I was just thinking this the other day
 
i love pistachios....remember the red ones??? local store doesnt have them...my fingers would turn red!!!!!
 
you know now that i think about it. the price would double per bag. fuck that too.

i can just imagine the reaction of pistachio factory worker assigned to inspect the pistachios

they would probably have a reaction similar to the dessert chef in the movie Casino at the Tangeirs Hotel when Sam Rothstien of the Sam Rothstien Show (read that again but say it like the lady who annunces the show) tells him to put equal amounts of blueberrys in each muffin.

"Do you know how long that is going to take"
 
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#3 on the Pistachio Suck Parade would be getting a huge bag of Stale Pistachios
 
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Y_lifter said:
#3 on the Pistachio Suck Parade would be getting a huge bad of Stale Pistachios

oh man. i dont even wanna know what i might do if that were to ever happen.

wives would be taken.
 
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