Posted by UNABOMBER on February 27, 1997 at 22:52:29:
In Reply to: Re: YOU'LL SAY I SUCK, BUT IT WORKS posted by UNABOMBER on February 27, 1997 at 22:50:01:
: : : : Help!!!! Especially guys that were formally skinny! I on 2nd week of d-ball, am very aware that I should be eating 5-7 thousand calories, but I can't. I'm trying, using heavy weight gainer 900(mixed with water it's only 600 calories a serving) 3 times a day and 3 other meals but I get full. I mean, eating has become such a chore, I can't go through the next 4 weeks like this.
: : : : Can you guys recommend something to increase my appetite. I'm trying b-complex vitamines, waking up in the middle of the night to eat, ice cream, gallons of milk, etc.
: : : : I can't get the calories high enough.
: : : : Surely someone has had this problem. Can I get by on just eating alot of protein. I hear d-bol is ESPECIALLY sensitive (works a lot better) only with alot of calories.
: : : : Any suggestions. I don't want to sound like I can't suck it up, but I thought my appetite would increase dramatically while "on". It has a little, and maybe I should have gotten used to eating more before starting, but what do I do now? Thanks,
: : : Normally, I wouldn't suggest this, but in your case I think drastic situations take drastic measures. The juice has always been good enough for me to get my appetite stimulated, which may lead me to believe that you've got fake goods. OK, but let's assume that your goods are real. If you want to get some real calories, take a big fucking carton of vanilla ice cream and blend it up with a shit load of Designer Whey or Vyopro or a good whey protein. I mean make it big! Lot's of protein powder, too. It will be easy to drink becuase it will taste so damn good, and it's going to have a shit-load of calories and a shit-load of quality protein. I doubt it will cost much more (if anymore) than a "weight-gain" powder and will get the job done better, too. More calories, higher quality protein..etc. Like I said, I wouldn't suggest this normally, but in your case I think it's a good idea. By the way, if your D-bol is fake, you're going to be one fat bastard! ANARCHY!!
: : I might catch hell for this one but you might want to drink beer or smoke dope or take zaditen. It sounds like you need to slow down your metabolism a bit and beer and dope will do just that! I may catch hell but that's why it's ..............Anarchy in the USA!
: Hell yeah, smoking week will give him the munchies, then he'll be able to slug down about 3000 calories worth of my ice cream/protein shake and about six Hagendaaz bars and a bag of Doritos to boot! On the downside, it's hard to work out when your drunk, and the alcohol might be bad for his liver values, D-bol is 17-alpha-alkylated, you know. Also, with the week, THC breaks down testosterone into estrogen, I've heard. Hey bro, why don't you try it and let us know how it works. What do you have to lose, your cycles going to shit anyway. ANARCHY!!
Disregard in my last post where it say "with the week", I didn't remember writing that.