Posted by S3 on February 27, 1997 at 13:19:04:
In Reply to: Somebody Help Me PLEASE!!!!! posted by Asia the Invincible on February 26, 1997 at 21:32:52:
Your now a big guy. Get a job as a bouncer at a local
club. Get a wedding band (bout $30 at a pawn shop).
Stand there, Look big, but not stuck on yourself. Don't say much. When women approach
you (and they will- it was a while back, but I bounced for five years at
a club in Washington,D.C. and I am one ugly son of bitch, bald too- and
women wouldn't leave me alone) be polite, but act somewhat disinterested.
Again, not stuck up, just disinterested.
Why the wedding ring? Take it from a married guy who listens
to his wife gossip with her girlfriends. Women are the most competitive,
catty, backstabbing, sneaky, conniving breed ever created. If they think
a guy is smitten or "whipped" on his girl, (especially a spouse) he becomes
the biggest challenge since climbing Everest. Don't invent big stories about
the Mrs., just wear the ring and say nothing about it. If asked directly
be brief and cryptic.
Now a word of real advice: You Are in Grave Danger! Your
desperation could easily lead you into a stifling trap of
a relationship. I've been married for eight years, I have
three kids, and I love my wife. She is a knockout-and its a
miracle that an ugly, oaf like me beguiled this gal to fall for me
(incedentally- she approached me when I was bouncing at the club in
DC). Here's the key though. Do what you need to do, but keep it
in perspective. The feelings you are experiencing are strong, but
are basic primal instincts. You can satisfy them, but do not
paint yourself into the illusion that you can't live without it-
YOU CAN! Do not get emotionally entangled with some psycho-chic
just because she's the only gal you think you can bed on
a regular basis. Nothing can fuck up you training, diet, sleep
and mental focus faster than the manipulations of a woman.
Satisfy your needs, or abstain but keep your mind focused on what
is important, keep your training regimen on course, and maintain your
self respect! No matter what she says, no matter how good
it feels to be with her, or talk with her, or look it her- know this:
She will never, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER look out for you or do for you]
what your male friends, training partners, brothers, etc. are
willing to do for you. I know many a man who have abandoned lifelong
friends, family relationships, etc. for the love of a woman
only to regret it enormously later in life!
Two parting quotes:
"Avoid Entangling Alliances"
-George Washington
1st address as President, to Congress
"Stay Away from those, they are nothing but trouble!"
Baloo the Bear in Disney's Jungle Book, as he warns Mowgli
of the dangers associated with women.
Good luck, and in Hulkster's words "Watch your back" and in
your case, your wallet, your car, your balls, and anything
else an opportunistic young vixen might lay her eyes on.
S3
A.S. Evangelist & Government Antogonist