Posted by UNABOMBER on February 18, 1997 at 16:22:39:
In Reply to: Message to ASIA THE INVINCIBLE posted by Dr. Ruth (not) on February 18, 1997 at 09:57:35:
: I read your posts about Bill Phillips, EAS, MM2K, fitness babes and various sordid
: details of some of your sexual frustrations and fantacies and both agree with and was
: embarrassed by some of it. I am trying to remember a post from several weeks ago-
: Are you the guy that made a post that he was having trouble falling asleep? Staying up
: 'till 3AM ranting about your sex life frustrations on this board is a pretty good
: indication that you do need sleep. I find that an evening of HIT sex with my wife done
: as interval training is both aerobicly beneficial, burns calories, relieves sexual
: tension and the refractory period that follows makes it easier to sleep. I suggest you
: try HIT interval training sex before bed at nite for a good nite's sleep.
: Dr. Ruth (not)
It seems obvious that Asia isn't getting any pussy. How is he supossed to do interval training sex without a partner? He should do what I do. I do interval monkey spank training. It doesn't quite get the full body aerobic workout that sex does, but I have a pretty ripped right forearm. My grip strength far exceeds that of the normal man, and my sexual frustration level is low. I was kind of thinking of suggesting to Asia that he should just whack it at bedtime to help him fall asleep, but then I thought that if he was asleep we wouldn't be getting any more of those hilarious posts from him. I kind of like the sexually frustrated Asia. He's kind of cool. ANARCHY!