Posted by Asia the Invincible on February 16, 1997 at 03:34:16:
Dear friends, I hope you guys won't hate me for saying this, but quite frankly, I WANNA BE LIKE BILL PHILLIPS, except a lot bigger.
BUT I WANNA HAVE A LAMBOURGINI, I WANNA HAVE AN OFFICE WITH A HUMONGOUS TV SCREEN AND POTTED PLANTS, AND FUCKING MECHANICAL CHAIRS AND TABLES, I WANNA PRIVATE GYM AND GAME ROOMS AT MY WORK PLACE, AND TO BE ABLE TO SQUANDER MY MONEY WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT NOT HAVING ENOUGH FOOD TO REPLENISH MY NITROGEN STORES OR FOR POSITIVE NITROGEN BALANCE.
I WANNA BIG HOUSE, I WANT PEOPLE TO GIVE ME MONEY FOR WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY BULLSHIT IN BLUE AND WHITE BOTTLES, AND 200 MONTHLY PAGES OF CRAP. I WANNA GET MYOPLEX FOR FREE, NOT THAT I WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MONEY.
But MOST of all... MOST! OF ALL! I WANT PLAYBOY BUNNIES TO SUCK MY DICK EVERY NIGHT, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK THEY WANT FROM ME, (i.e. my money) I DONT CARE IF THEY DON'T ENJOY IT. I WANT FITNESS CHICS TO SUCK MY DICK! EVERY FUCKING NIGHT! HERE I AM, 230 POUNDS OF ROCK HARD MUSCLE, SITTING HERE AT THREE FUCKING THIRTY FIVE IN THE MORNING, AND NOBODY IS SUCKING MY DICK. NOT EVEN A FAT BITCH.
YOU WANNA SEE A HORNY BODYBUILDER, MAYBE I'LL POST A JPEG SOMETIME. THIS SUCKS! I WANNA SCREW MONICA BRANDT, HAVE AMY CUZAK SUCK MY DICK AND TITTY FUCK AMY FADLHI, THEN SHOVE, NO MAKE THAT SHOOT IT UP MIA FINNEGAN'S MOUTH, AND WRITE THEM EACH A FUCKING BLANK CHEQUE. I WANNA SMACK MY DICKHEAD ONTO THE AFOREMENTIONED PEOPLE'S ASS CRACKS, AND LET THEM USE MY CREDIT CARD FOR THE WEEK. I WANT... OH WAIT, VICK PRATT! I WANNA DO HER TOO AND BUY HER A FUCKING CAR AND FUCK HER IN THE BACKSEAT TOO!
I DON'T, HOWEVER, WANT T.C. LUOMA TO GIVE ME HEAD, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Sorry for that, but I feel a lot better, well, a little better now. Thankyou for your time.
please don't hate me though. We all need to have some release, especially for a 230 pounder who can get all the steroids he wants, but can't get laid.
ASIA