Posted by Pete on January 10, 1997 at 18:39:44:
In Reply to: Any good juice humor stories? posted by Dr. Vet on January 10, 1997 at 12:45:09:
I'm getting ready for a dinner date with my then girlfreinds family. I'm already late and I haven't even showered yet. Nobody is privy to my use of "recreational substance abuse". Anyway, I jump out of the shower towel off and proceed to take a weekly shot in the ass. I leave the bathroom to get dressed, iron a shirt, feed the dog, etc. when I return to the bathroom I realized I left the syringe on the counter. Now I'm really late so I stick the syringe in my shirt pocket to dispose of it on my way out. I finally make it to the restaurant where my girlfriend and here(very conservative) family are. I give the usual hugs and greetings and take my seat, when her dad asks about the syringe hanging out of my pocket. Holy shit!! my mind was racing. How was I going to save this. I had a million thoughts going through my mind when I suddenly remembered seeing a syringe in this old man's tackle box once. He said it was for pumping air into worms so they would float. Her family bought it Hook line and sinker. To this day that syringe resides in my tackle box, I have to laugh my ass off every time fish.