Posted by Bruce Mc on January 10, 1997 at 17:18:02:
In Reply to: Any good juice humor stories? posted by Dr. Vet on January 10, 1997 at 12:45:09:
: I was just looking for a few laughs. We spend so much time working to help each other that
: thought a few good laughs would be nice. :,)
: How about someone following up on something like "I've fallen and can't reach my juice" or
: "A funny thing happened on the way to the pharmacy".
: All others are welcome. Take care guys.
I trained with Mike Quinn a few years back and people would constantly come up and ask questions
about training, dieting and steriods. Here is a funny conversation that came up one day while we were
doing cardio.
Dumbass: Heh Mike !
Mike: Heh man.
Dumbass: Mike my nipples hurt and they have milk coming out of them.
Mike: It's called gyno. Are you taking any juice?
Dumbass: Yea. I'm taking 15tabs of dbol a day.
Mike: Holy Shit!! For how long?
Dumbass: About 15 weeks
Mike: You dumbass !!! That's to much and too long.
Me and Mike: What a dumbass.(Laughing our asses off !!)
Dumbass: What do I do Mike?
Mike: You've got to have your tits cut off and get hooked up to a dialysis mach.
Dumbass: Damn Mike that sucks !!!
Mike: Yea Well Good Luck.
We laughed for hours. Dumb and gulable. What a loser !! Later.