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Posted by Lil Rob on January 10, 1997 at 13:28:21:

In Reply to: Any good juice humor stories? posted by Dr. Vet on January 10, 1997 at 12:45:09:

: I was just looking for a few laughs. We spend so much time working to help each other that
: thought a few good laughs would be nice. :,)

: How about someone following up on something like "I've fallen and can't reach my juice" or
: "A funny thing happened on the way to the pharmacy".
: All others are welcome. Take care guys.

My wife went to the gyno for a gyno problem that decreased her libido.
He prescribes halotestin for her . And her libido goes through the roof .
Well we get into a fight in her car( parked , her driving ) , over me not using a Christmas present
her sister gave me and POW she punches me right in the Jaw . I freak and put my
fists through her dashboard ( Communicable Roid Rage ? ) . She swings her legs
around and starts kicking the shit out of me with her feet . Man she fucked me up.
Bruised and Bloody I jump out of ther car and start walking down the road. And the
bitch runs me over . And I roll over the top of her car . Now she starts to cry , because
Im pretty fucked up , "what did I do , Bo, ho ho " . You know the drill , and we go home.
She cleans me up and FUCKS the shit out of me . I dont know what hurt more her beating the
shit out of me or fucking the shit out of me .

Lil Rob


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