ALL STEROIDS ARE FAKE!

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Posted by Forrest Gump on March 27, 1997 at 07:39:26:

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ALL STEROIDS THAT HAVE EVER BEEN MANUFACTURED BY ANY PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY, EVEN LEGITIMATE ONES, ARE FAKE! BOGUS! COUTERFEIT!

THEY DON'T WORK! SAVE YOUR MONEY AND BUY MORE PROTEIN INSTEAD!

ALSO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ALL WEIGHTS ARE FAKE! HOW CAN THAT BE! ALL THE EQUIPMENT IN ALL GYNS ARE COUTERFEIT!

CAREFUL! THERE HAS RECENTLY BEEN A BUNCH OF COUTERFEIT CANNED TUNA IN THE WEST COAST. THE REAL VERSION HAS NO CAN. JUST LUMPS OF TUNA SITTING ON THE STORE SHELF. THE FAKE ONE COMES IN A CAN!

ALSO, TASTE THE LIQUID THAT THE TUNA IS SUBMERGED IN. IF IT TASTES BAD, IT'S FAKE! IT SHOULD TASTE NOT TASTE LIKE PISS, BUT LEAVE A BURNING SENSATION TO THE TOUNGUE.

BUYER BEWARE!

FORREST.

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: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ALL STEROIDS THAT HAVE EVER BEEN MANUFACTURED BY ANY PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY, EVEN LEGITIMATE ONES, ARE FAKE! BOGUS! COUTERFEIT! : THEY DON'T WORK! SAVE YOUR MONEY AND BUY MORE PROTEIN INSTEAD! : ALSO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ALL WEIGHTS ARE FAKE! HOW CAN THAT BE! ALL THE EQUIPMENT IN ALL GYNS ARE COUTERFEIT! : CAREFUL! THERE HAS RECENTLY BEEN A BUNCH OF COUTERFEIT CANNED TUNA IN THE WEST COAST. THE REAL VERSION HAS NO CAN. JUST LUMPS OF TUNA SITTING ON THE STORE SHELF. THE FAKE ONE COMES IN A CAN! : ALSO, TASTE THE LIQUID THAT THE TUNA IS SUBMERGED IN. IF IT TASTES BAD, IT'S FAKE! IT SHOULD TASTE NOT TASTE LIKE PISS, BUT LEAVE A BURNING SENSATION TO THE TOUNGUE. : BUYER BEWARE! : FORREST.

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